Mikejones69
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Registered: May 26, 2023
Last post: June 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Posts: 429
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TenZ is good at Omen than tuyz that's what really matters.

posted about a year ago

Kayo has no pronouns it is a f*cking Robot wtf

posted about a year ago

China Fix

Merge the region in to Pacific or add korea, japan to that region. So, that we don't get 4 Ass teams from one region in champs

posted about a year ago

⚡️🗿 ?

posted about a year ago

🤡🤡🤡

Trash org that keeps on winning and brings in record viewerships.

Go touch grass

posted about a year ago

Botssi 🗿

posted about a year ago

Zekken had more ACS, First Bloods than MiniPoo. (In all maps combined)
He was 18-14 against him (+4)
And most importantly zekken's team won.
I don't know what Op is smoking.

posted about a year ago

Just Like NRG had 0% chance of losing to Billi Billi.

posted about a year ago

Cant wait for this boomer's new Youtube Video "The Cheating Side of Valorant" 😉

posted about a year ago

Fenis is not live

posted about a year ago

Now I get it why he twerks so much 💀

posted about a year ago

Players

Asuna
cNed
yay

Coaches

Sykko
Immi
Chet

Streamers

Willius
Jollz
Wardell

posted about a year ago

There is no second monitor in VCT to snipe lol.

posted about a year ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

C9 (Yappers)

FNS
S0m
Subroza
Shanks
Dasnerth

posted about a year ago

It's FNS or Finesse
Fenis is what y0y is to yay no ?

posted about a year ago

They need to drop Immi aswell that kind of bald buff ain't working.

posted about a year ago

Johnqt pied Against NRG on Ascent Map 2
But Reversed pied on Map 3 Split.

posted about a year ago

He started the hate first.
Now it's time to face the sweet chin music.

posted about a year ago

Classic EMEA Production.

posted about a year ago

Haha Exactly he's a Manchild.

posted about a year ago

Absolute Cinema Clears.

posted about a year ago

Why would he support 🐍 org which fked his career.

posted about a year ago

Blud gets PTSD from those rape allegations posts on vlr.gg whenever he sees the forum section

posted about a year ago

johnqt also was shooting bodies against 100T and LEV.

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Agree.
Can stand those Odin Gay spam from cauanzin on Ascent.

posted about a year ago

Yeah but they got cleared by a collegiate team

https://youtu.be/M2CH_UGELIU?si=aN-MXz5HPybMCwGP

posted about a year ago

No.

Dawgemo does not deserve T2

posted about a year ago

Common L Rito small indie company.

posted about a year ago

S0m is carrying him on twitch.

posted about a year ago

?????? 💀

https://streamable.com/y7xria

posted about a year ago

Zellsis is not live

posted about a year ago

Even Dawgemo Clears that fraud on Omen

https://youtu.be/ieqAeTsrZjA?si=bz4Ue8EohNVbmkxN

posted about a year ago

Syyko

posted about a year ago

Club House

posted about a year ago

Saw him fail twice against Billy Billy.

posted about a year ago

Bro there is one guy who uses Pen 💀

posted about a year ago

Fenis is not live

posted about a year ago

No one cares who clears who

The fact is that Fenis is staying home meowing, tping with his kitten S0m

While

Demon1 will be playing alongside Optic Core in VCT 2024

posted about a year ago

Let's TP My Kittens By lil Pujan "Fenis" Mehta ft. S0m

posted about a year ago

เราไม่ควรมุ่งความสนใจไปที่สิ่งของทางโลก แต่จงคว้าทุกโอกาสที่จะพัฒนาตนเองให้เป็นมนุษย์ที่ดีขึ้น เพื่อประโยชน์ของมนุษยชาติ 🗿

posted about a year ago

Let's hope he doesn't do this sh*t again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSrs17ikp2Y

posted about a year ago

Any username u like but don't make these one

Her Jett
Her Sage
I miss her

posted about a year ago

MAD Lions in VCT Tier 2.

posted about a year ago
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