Mikejones69
Country: United States
Registered: May 26, 2023
Last post: May 6, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Posts: 405
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Blud gets PTSD from those rape allegations posts on vlr.gg whenever he sees the forum section

posted 2 months ago

johnqt also was shooting bodies against 100T and LEV.

posted 2 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 2 months ago

Agree.
Can stand those Odin Gay spam from cauanzin on Ascent.

posted 2 months ago

Yeah but they got cleared by a collegiate team

https://youtu.be/M2CH_UGELIU?si=aN-MXz5HPybMCwGP

posted 2 months ago

No.

Dawgemo does not deserve T2

posted 3 months ago

Common L Rito small indie company.

posted 3 months ago

S0m is carrying him on twitch.

posted 3 months ago

?????? 💀

https://streamable.com/y7xria

posted 3 months ago

Zellsis is not live

posted 3 months ago

Even Dawgemo Clears that fraud on Omen

https://youtu.be/ieqAeTsrZjA?si=bz4Ue8EohNVbmkxN

posted 3 months ago

Syyko

posted 3 months ago

Why is it unlisted ? LMAO

posted 3 months ago

Club House

posted 3 months ago

Saw him fail twice against Billy Billy.

posted 3 months ago

Bro there is one guy who uses Pen 💀

posted 4 months ago

Fenis is not live

posted 4 months ago

No one cares who clears who

The fact is that Fenis is staying home meowing, tping with his kitten S0m

While

Demon1 will be playing alongside Optic Core in VCT 2024

posted 4 months ago

Let's TP My Kittens By lil Pujan "Fenis" Mehta ft. S0m

posted 4 months ago

เราไม่ควรมุ่งความสนใจไปที่สิ่งของทางโลก แต่จงคว้าทุกโอกาสที่จะพัฒนาตนเองให้เป็นมนุษย์ที่ดีขึ้น เพื่อประโยชน์ของมนุษยชาติ 🗿

posted 4 months ago

Let's hope he doesn't do this sh*t again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSrs17ikp2Y

posted 4 months ago

Any username u like but don't make these one

Her Jett
Her Sage
I miss her

posted 4 months ago

MAD Lions in VCT Tier 2.

posted 4 months ago

+

posted 4 months ago

It's ardiis with that loud Bro Bro Chant

posted 4 months ago

56 Year old 🤣😂

posted 4 months ago

Correction:- Botssi 🗿 Forsaken

posted 4 months ago

LEV
SEN
FNC
PRX/NAVI

posted 4 months ago

He will be competing again in the Untamable Beasts along with Zombs.

posted 4 months ago

EZ for Habibi

posted 5 months ago

Probably another Nepo kid selected by Syyko

posted 5 months ago

Can't wait to see the goat ⚡️🗿

posted 5 months ago

TL won the VCT EMEA League.
You should be able to see them 🤡

https://www.vlr.gg/event/1190/champions-tour-2023-emea-league

posted 5 months ago

Ethos

posted 5 months ago

I read it as LOUD 🤣😂

posted 5 months ago

Bro Zekken is a minor. Chill

posted 5 months ago

siht atuob eb dliw. ytterp erus nes dna xrd reven deneppah os nac’t tiaw ot ees xrd gnittihs no meht htiw rieht lautca 5 niam retsaor rof ecno esuac kedi y yeht peek gnibbus ekil 2 lpp ta ecno orb. lenitnes thgim niw tub htiaf ni xrd 하이팅 🤍

posted 5 months ago

What about FNC 💀

posted 5 months ago

Bro no one cares about GC
Even turtle troop clears those frauds

https://www.vlr.gg/281432/turtle-troop-vs-version1-knights-monthly-gauntlet-2023-october-sf

posted 5 months ago

So you play valorant with a controller ?

posted 5 months ago

SEN
LEV

posted 5 months ago

Shitshow should look at his own gameplay, he plays like a bot and disrespects my humble king.

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/Sideshow%231337/overview

-11 DDΔ 🗿

posted 5 months ago

All thanks to Syyko.
#Nepotism

posted 5 months ago

Lmao never knew their cricket team is loaded with Botssi and⚡️🗿 as well.

posted 5 months ago

你好

posted 5 months ago
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