this cope is crqazy

bro i lowkey feel bad for you. how tf are you gonna spin this into a positive angle and d ride your team

pancada isnt even an upgrade, if anything hes a downgrade, they both are similar skill/util wise, but marved has much better chem and can speak english better than pancada (what got him benched on sen)

i mean its a bit sus that out of everyone chet picked crashies and vic over fns (best igl itw) and som (one of the best smokes players)

less isnt a smokes player tho. With viper nerf his smokes characters goes from 1 to 0

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD TIM DUNCAN WAS OH MY GOD

NRG have a role and igl issue, so they decide to make a change. Fine makes sense. So to solve the issue of having no sentinel player, no competent igl, and ethan/crashies and demon1/victor role overlap they decide too...cut their smokes player??? The only person on their team who can play viper (THE MOST USED AGENT IN THE GAME, ik shes getting nerfed but shell still be played on a lot of maps) and omen (THE MOST USED CONTROLLER BESIDES VIPER). So now going into the next split they
Still dont have a good igl
Still have the role overlap between ethan/crashies and victor/demon1
Still have no sentinel player
Have no player who can play viper and omen
And will no longer have one of their best and most consistent players (NEED I REMIND YOU ALL THE BEST SMOKES PLAYER ITW)

Yeah we are winning Champs with this one.

3 reasons

1. Boaster
2. Chronicle fans
3. Chronicle

How do you get ekittens? im a iron 3 jett main and i still havent gotten any femboys

EDG willl have a major run in front of their home crowd getting 3rd
FNC will not win a map (im a hater)
G2 will not win a map (im a hater)

not many of the american players are that big. Many of them are slightly big (boostio valyn jonahp c0m tex etc), but not so big as too make the list.

1. cNed
2. Texture
3. Munchkin
4. Davai
5. leaf
6. Mazino
7. Boo
8. Haodong
9. Chichoo
10. Karon

Let me know what you would change!

zyppan
REDGAR
tex
leo
ethan

considering the entierty of 2023 they were complete shit and at champs 22 the only teams they beat were a trash kru, lev with tacoshitta and could only beat xset because of a bug...yeah seems pretty flukey to me

sad thats the case leaf is bassicly na sayf, cracked duelist who goes to senti/viper role so a t3 underperforming duelist takes his place

cum will flank you and cum all over your back

imo if g2 kept net they would have even better than they were now. Leaf was the 2nd best duelist in americas (after aspas) last year, and icy is shit

1. Lev (Aspas cum all over the competition)
2. PRX (destined to always get 2nd)
3. EDG (will have a major run in front of their homecrowd)
4. Heretics (will do well, but will be beaten by other teams)
5. 100T (boostio will stand the entire tourney)
6. Fut (their shit comps will be their downfall)
7. GenG (texture will diff everyone, but theyll get pulled apart by better teams)
8. FPX (will come up with some crazy shit and upset some teams)
9. T1 (will have a miraculous upset then go home)
10. FNC (im a hater)
11. DRG (worst of the worst region)
12. G2 (im a hater)

underperform? bro hasnt performed since 2021. He makes every team hes on worse, and is by far the worst player in emea this year

REDGAR???? bro must have brain damage

1. Boostio
2. Rb
3. FNS
4. Jinggg
5. Jawgemo

2023:
Sykko-one of the worst coaches in the world highered d0phhh put sacy on smokes and pancada on sentinel, got fired mid season
Dephhh-worst player itw, trash igl, forced sacy on smokes and pancada on sentinel so his mediocre igling could be 'better', was so bad he retiered mid season and marved was a better igl than him
Ayrin-got fucked by his coaches, actually was a decent igl with a ton of potentional in the roster (texture, monyet LF) but got fucked with having skrossi on jett every game
BcJ-signed to EG to play smokes (mind you he was a top 3 initator at champs and carried his team with cryo and zekken to 6th), benched for not being good enough at the role THEY FORCED HIM TO PLAY
Cryo-was put on 100frauds, horrible igling and coaching and didnt look like he knew how to play the map on the attack side
Zekken-somehow managed to look good but was being dragged down by his team

2024
Sykko-head of m80
Dephhh-head of m80 counterstrike
Ayrin-retired, living the happy life
BcJ-looks amazing playing for m80 with extreme chance to win ascenion
Cryo-qualed to shanghai, diffed aspas, looks like 2022 him is back, is a god on other agents besides jett
Zekken-won madrid, looks like top player itw, finally has a good team behind him

us 13 men

I miss bro, wish he came back and streamed, those streams before he dipped were some of the funniest shit ive ever watched

Koi

In Tokyo Leo was blatantly cheating on Split vs EG (this round https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG485ChbqiY ),

The goat has returned. GG Loud

WERE GOING TO SHANGHAI BABY

-vanity (role issues)
switch runi to igl
+jakee (smokes)

We almost lost to team liquid MOTHER FUCKING TEAM LIQUID. Idk how this team is the same as last year, i think its chalked for us ngl

played sova on breeze, came from cod and didnt realize run n gun didnt work till like my 5th game

massive bandwagon d rider, cried when they didnt make playoffs. probably posted a thread that they need to cut sacy/zellsis/kaplan

But mwzera isnt good with raze...
0.77 rating 0.69 kd 0.07 fkpr

Since joining Envy in 2021 and throughout 2022 in OPTIC, Yay went negative KD in ONLY 2/52 matches, which both took place at international events. During 2022 if yay has a non traded first death, Optic lost the round 78.95% of the time. When Yay got more than 16 kills per map (the average amount of kills per player is 15.2) Optic would win on average 4.75 more rounds than when he got less than 16 kills. Nobody in 2022 comes close, and the only person across 2023 that had more impact here than Yay was Jinggg (5.56 round won). Yays impact kills increased optics win chances 352% (next highest of the top team was 2023 Aspas at 339%)

blud cant read

in the leuage
kru are better
100t are better
lev are better
sen are better
loud are better
c9 are better
eg are better
nrg is toss up

dw ill be back when oxy drops 50

not me, but many had them 4/5 in americas

they went from 5/6 best team itw, almost beating loud with prime aspas at champs too getting stomped by qck phoenix https://www.vlr.gg/312803/loud-vs-edward-gaming-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r3

people predded them to not be as good as the year went on which turned out too be true, but i think they actually arent that bad. They only went out so early because of Aspas going crazy (which they still took too ot), Loud (who had just woken up) and EG (potter masterclass)

Bassicly ranked on how each team lived up to how they were epected to do. (only edg and fpx from china cus dont know any others):
Tier List:
HOLY SHIT WE WERE SO WRONG
Kru BBL Heretics GenG
Way better than expected
EG Fut KC PRX Talon
Better than expected
100T C9 Mates DRX DFM GE FPX
Same as expected
Lev MIBR Koi Secret
Worse than expected
Loud Sen Navi RRQ
Way worse than expected
Furia G2 Giantx Liquid T1 Bleed Zeta
What the fuck went wrong
NRG FNC Vitality EDG

LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD LETS GO LOUD

everyday this becomes more and more true

when they beg rb to come back

bassicly he was walking down the street one day with his girl when some 'homies' came up to him and started rizzing up his girl. Keznit got mad that they mogged him and transformed into the true sigma by calling them the n word.

added :)

they dont have a coach theyre just that good

done

added

ok guys time to put in all the t2 and t3 coaches, send me the names