thank you <3

Harry Potter-Tenz (main character, goated, child of prophecy)
Ron Weasly-Demon1 (thinks hes the goat extremly jealous and egotistical)
Hermione Granger-Jonhqt (genius helps main character a ton)
Neville Longbottom-Zekken (goated, helps mc a ton)
Ginny Weasly-Asuna (not very good at anything, overhyped af)
Snape-FNS (hates everything, extremly smart, good at everything, best character for best player)
Dumbledore-y0y (was the goat at one point but now is shit)
Voldemort-Aspas (most powerful in the world)
Dobby-Boaster (not very good at anything, holds his team back, crys alot, kinda looks like him idk)
Draco Malfoy-Marved (narcisistic, always talking bout his daddy (FNS) )
Hagrid-Ardiis (big AF, talks funny)
Luna Lovegood-Sick (is crazy)
Sirus Black-Dawgemo (Both have that dog in them)
Peter Petigrew-Shazam (ratzam)
Remus Lupin-Ange1 (Every once in a while turns into a beast, otherwise hes shit)
Nagini the snake-Chet (Insert snake emoji)
Filch-c0m (always lurikng)
Whod I miss?

edited

bro im wondering why the fuck they would write biden x less

just found a cryo x stellar one wtf https://archiveofourown.org/works/51319057

it gets so much worse the more i scroll

I have just discovered valorant esports fanfiction..wtf.
Heres the link for anyone curious LINK

Edit:
Just read through a ton of them, its mostly smut between chinese players, mostly from EDG, heres the link to one thats actually a masterpiece (no gay smut dont worry)
joe biden x loud less (might be the best thing ive ever read): https://archiveofourown.org/works/50897950

W

HM to Puchan x Sompai

My top 5

1. TGRD x Franchising
2. PRX x Second Place
3. BabyJ x 100T
4. Xset x Suygetsus Turret
5. Yay x Chamber

When are the goats coming back to cast? My ears are bleeding from so many ass casters, mitchman/tombz mimi/ender vansili/riv, and whoever those fucking emea casters are. At this point id take doug and babybay over this mess.

Turkey really is the brazil of EU, insane aim and player. Unfortantley since they are part of EU they are still ass compared to us, but as I see it
Brazil>>>>Turkey>>>>EU

this dude is insane no? imagine him on fnc, they would win everything

big bro acting like he aint 300 pounds himself

c9 and eg management snubbed

Worst does not mean bad, worst does not mean everyone else is good
Sen-zellsis
100T-asuna
C9-Vanity
G2-Icy
EG-Apoth
NRG-Ethan
Loud-Qck
Furia-Konan
Kru-Klaus
MIBR-Artzin
Lev-Mazino

FNC-Boaster
Navi-Ange1
KC-Magnum
TH-Patitek
BBL-Brave
KOI-Kamo
Giantx-Redgar
TL-Enzo
M8s-Wailers
Vitality-Kicks
FUT-MrFallin

DRX-Foxy9
PRX-Something
GE-Polvi
GenG-Lakia
Bleed-Retla
Talon-Governor
Zeta-Hieron
DFM-Sees
T1-Rossy
Secret-JessieVash
RRQ-Flipzider

They genuinley had a shot at being near the top of apac last year, Ayrin was actually a really good igl, monyet and texture were and are crazy good, LF is also looking really good rn. Imagine the roster with
Texture-duelist
Monyet-flex
Ayrin-initator igl
LF-smokes
Bazzi-Senti

They actually could have been really good, not as good as drx/prx but maybe around t1 level

edited, sorry misread question

why downvots?

sorry my english is not as good as I like it to be and I misread the question
For 2024
Sen v Lev Groups
Heretics v FNC groups
KC v FNC groups
GenG v Loud Madrid
DFM v T1 Groups

and look at tgrd now, tex is shit, net is so shit they kicked him out of t1, trent is decent i geuss, jonahp and vayln are mid.

same as miniboo and he has time to shit all over shitmea t1

look at y0y and say that again

This is yalls team?? M80 is gonna shit all over you guys and easily win ascencion at this rate.

nah he was shit. Reyakjvik-so bad he didnt even show up and they lost to Zeta. Copenhagen-beat fpx without their best player, got shit on by prx, almost lost to Lev with Tacoshitta and got destroyed by Fpx full roster. Istanbul-BEAT BY 100T ASUNA no coming back from this, managed to beat them in the revenge match (not a big acomplishment), got owned by Xset who had d0phh and ayr0n, beat a shit TL, and somehow losing to DRX despite the curse on them. lock in was mickey mouse, rito rigged it so loud would lose, despite aspas diffing everyone on fnc. In Tokyo Leo was blatantly cheating on Split vs EG (this round https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG485ChbqiY ), EG would have won and gotten two map ban and map pick, Ban Bind Lotus Pick Fracture (EG win) Haven (FNC win) Pearl (EG win) Split (Could go either way) Ascent (EG win). In champs mother nature herself had to come in to save them vs DRX, if there was no hurricane, DRX would have won easily.

lock in was mickey mouse, rito rigged it so loud would lose. In Tokyo Leo was blatantly cheating on Split vs EG (this round https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG485ChbqiY ), EG would have won and gotten two map ban and map pick, Ban Bind Lotus Pick Fracture (EG win) Haven (FNC win) Pearl (EG win) Split (Could go either way) Ascent (EG win). In champs mother nature herself had to come in to save them vs DRX, if there was no hurricane, DRX would have won easily.

I dont want him to act like the best player in the world , shitting over 'worse' teams/players than him, when in reality hes a mid t1 igl and a bottom t1 player at best

nah its not just the being cocky part, its the being cocky while being shit at the game and a subpar igl being carried by your teammates. Many people like demon1 the cockiest person in the game, but he can back it up. Boaster is shit without his teammates, and would never go to an intl event without them carrying him

buddy this might be the worst take ive ever seen. Current Loud clears every team in shitmea and prime loud stomps every team in the world 26-0.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

derke is hated because apparently hes getting carried (doesnt even make sense he was there best player for 2 years and the only reason he doesnt look as good is because he has actual teammates now and doesnt have to hard carry)
boaster is hated for being cocky and acting weird when hes shit at the game and a subpar igl whos carried by his teammates
everyone else is hated because of how they shit on all their favorite teams last year.
Its the same as what happend to yay, when the best in the game stop being the best everyone jumps on the hate bandwagon.
As for me I hate chronicle because of his stupid ass haircut.

Make a team with the best benched players you can (so not players that are not on a team like puchan or s0m)
Senti:Flashback
Smokes: Pancada
Initator: Crazyguy
Flex: Mony0y
Duelist:Woot

make your own!

Kru??? Blg????

idk duelist role is highly competive and something can only play 3 agents (reyna jett gekko) most teams dont play like prx and wont want to take a risk on someone as inflexable as him

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.

considering hes called multiple timeouts for losing bonus because they didnt look for an op (the other team didnt have the creds to buy one) id say its a posibility

Yay has gained lots of haters but I want him to know that he is loved by members of the community and we know he can come back and preform at his old level. We will wait for our king to ascend back to his throne, it might take a while, but we will always stand behind him.
We love you yay, dont late the haters bring you down more than they already have. You were player of the year in 2022 for a reason, theres a reason why you were the best player in the world, far above everyone else, and its not because of playing a broken character, it was because you yourself are an amazing player. Youve been delt a bad hand thus far in 23 and 24, but we all support and love you.
Good luck today yayster, we believe in you! even if you dont win, we will still stand behind you, because we know that you are trying your best <3<3<3

w name

everyone come back when bleed wins 2-0. Prime yay will be back and shit all over prx. Prx always lose one game to a team no one ever sees coming (last year it was Secret) and this year its bleed. Yay haters prepare all your apoligies now, the goat will return

demon1 being 4 with less than a year of play is crazy

title

since your saying they have infinit money
-autumn
-sayaplayer
-rossy
-carpe
-izu
-xaccurate
+solo
+lakia
+texture
+munchkin
+karon
+meteor

or just buy geng, whichevers easier

ok but can we talk about how c0m has 4 1v1 wins and 3 1v2 wins?

Thanks so much guys now when I interact with these racists I can respond accordingly ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHJmMYwqVkY )