Chodez
Country: United States
Registered: December 6, 2021
Last post: November 22, 2022 at 3:50 PM
Posts: 231
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this twat really said "i attend parties (with my real life friends)" like that makes you a better person. bro prolly goes home from school everyday and sits on a cucumber for fun

posted 1 week ago

you're braindead as fuck my g

posted 1 month ago

NA minor region when there is literally 1 good BR team lmfao. LOUD doesn't drop a single map in qualifying in that dog shit region. Barely drop more than 5 rounds

posted 2 months ago

FPX did well at champs

posted 2 months ago

mwzera is trash

posted 2 months ago

optic literally have the most series wins in international games lol

posted 2 months ago

nah, sell house and go to LAN event. 100% worth

posted 2 months ago

G2 fan lmfao

posted 2 months ago

it's a joke. take your tampax pearl out brother it's time for a new one.

posted 2 months ago

do europeans even make music?

posted 2 months ago

he bootcamped in India? no wonder he got picked up so quickly

posted 2 months ago

go eat some beans on toast and stop eating my dick bruh

posted 3 months ago

i read your post u fucking moron

posted 3 months ago

csgo aka watching the same 4 smoke lineups every match and same flashes thrown every round. must be fun dude

posted 3 months ago

that was the corniest shit i've ever read. congrats my g

posted 3 months ago

hell yeah, Soniqs did super well in NA after absolutely shit stomping Australia

posted 3 months ago

please give me your crack dealer. i need what you're smoking

posted 3 months ago

Maybe if G2 picks up tenz they will have a chance

posted 3 months ago

what in the actual fuck is a pup stomper? he stomps puppies. dude...shroud loves puppies.

posted 3 months ago

Delusional EU fans at it again

posted 3 months ago

gigachad EU teams only look like gigachads because their competition isn't close. Think of LOUD in BR. They have no competition therefore they look fucking incredible in qualifiers

posted 3 months ago

Fnatic did really well last tournament dude. Tournament before that as well. They killed it for sure

Also, EU LCQ games get like 20k viewers. Dead ass region

posted 3 months ago

American bastard? Your brain must be the size of a peanut judging by these insults. Keep typing on a valorant forum all day like the incel you are. 2494 posts lmfao

posted 3 months ago

Stop upvoting your own posts you fucking incel virgin. Acend is literally dog shit lmfao you have to be trolling

posted 3 months ago

EMEA is dog shit besides 2 teams. APAC is dog shit besides DRX and PRX.

Bro your fake flagging the fucking Vatican city. You're a certified clown

posted 3 months ago

you smoke mids if you think boostio and dicey are mid. you're 100% silver 3 peak

posted 3 months ago

kephrii sends dick pics to underage girls while he's married and he's a creepy fuck. doesn't surprise me he cheats in a bullshit csgo tourney

tiffae is equally cringe and got famous from crying on stream infront of her 30 viewers. now she averages 300+ while getting carried in immortal lobbies.

they are both dog shit and have no reason to be discussed on vlr.gg

posted 3 months ago

Hell yeah dude NIP has gotten far in all of the international tournaments

posted 3 months ago

Bro said Turkey. Oh fuck no 0/8 turkish teams are ass

posted 4 months ago

only kid bitching is the one who posted this cause he's a soft fuck and you

posted 4 months ago

cry more pussy

posted 4 months ago

Map is gas. Should've removed breeze or icebox tho. Those maps are straight dog shit

posted 4 months ago

698 posts in a month and they are all dog shit. New VLR record

posted 4 months ago

I think you meant to say that CSGO boomers have a superiority complex even though the game has been out for fucking 19 years, has a live crowd, and has better casters. Crazy how a tournament is better with a live crowd that actually gives a fuck about the game. Funny thing is, you can only find a crowd that hyped up in EU. You place the tournament in any other country and you can hear fucking crickets chirping in the background.

posted 4 months ago

EU shitters mad ? check.

Clever comment tho

posted 4 months ago

EU shitters delusional as always. Washed region

posted 4 months ago

CS 1.6 was out in 2003. It was not COMPLETELY NEW for anyone bro. It took 12-15 years for viewership to pop off.

posted 4 months ago

EU shitters always have an excuse for everything

posted 4 months ago

Hell yeah dude. NA almost as dog shit as the non-existent, unable to qualify Indian teams.

posted 4 months ago

Brazil and EMEA one team region too. I feel like there is just one powerhouse in each region that makes the other teams look like hot dookie

posted 4 months ago

who the fuck watches the games on youtube? real men tune in via xvideos.com

posted 4 months ago

giantnutsack12345 is on a diff level. he never jokes around especially with a name like that

posted 4 months ago

Found Onur's alt account

posted 4 months ago

Yeah he is playing like dog shit right now.

posted 4 months ago

Vitality utility usage is absolutely insane. They look really good

posted 4 months ago

He's way more consistent and 100% less boring to listen to. Kendrick last album was the middest of the mid pack. I will say one thing tho, it wasn't as bad as Future's album. Future's album was fucking dog water mcdogshit

posted 4 months ago

Can't have Kendrick Lamar as yay. Yay doesn't put people to sleep. Yay more like Pusha T tbh. Consistently good and only raps over hard beats.

posted 4 months ago

how the fuck does this constitute 2 options? you said one braindead, helmet-wearing, drooling on yourself opinion

posted 4 months ago

carried so hard they didn't qualify for playoffs

posted 4 months ago

Damn, highly competitive region we got here. Loud just too good

posted 5 months ago
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