Juss wakin' up in tha mornnin', gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin' from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up fo' later as I hit the do'
Thinkin', "Will I live another twenty-fo'?"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kym, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm akksin' y'all
Which park, are y'all playin' basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple-double
Freakin' every way like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

Should of put on a TSM flair, then some people might actually believe you.

I do like how they are playing in small tourneys though, wouldn't be surprised if they qualify next time.

internet explorer moment

yep he's replacing Sen Tenz! I thought you would have heard by now!

Not an upset at all to be honest.

Yeah that was a bad map for neT. Hopefully, he comes back strong third map though!

What's your favorite chinese song to sing?

You can get rid of those if you buy the VLR DLC.

he's just baiting. He's basically a homeless ShadowisBAD.

SPAM THIS BELL 🔔TO WAKE UP WARDELL 🔔SPAM THIS BELL 🔔TO WAKE UP WARDELL 🔔SPAM THIS BELL 🔔TO WAKE UP WARDELL 🔔

Are you sure it was with offensive intent and not meant as a friendly joke? My friends joke about my race all the time, I don't mind and find it funny. I guess everyone's different though. Sorry if I offended anybody.

This is probably the peak of your life. Congratulations!

Nope, not today

Finally for fuck sake. FPX have potential to be a top team but they are just so bad at closing games man.

FPX didn't leave EU to have better chance, they left to give other teams a chance.

2EZ4FPX

whats wrong?

BabyJ is not better than neT.

If he goes shirtless he's diffing everyone in that lobby.

yessir

unlucky really. go next

That was horrendous, I agree. That one round where we didn't plant was also painful.

GGWP Guard. Expecting big things from them.

Sad that only Bdog showed up today. LG will preform better next game as a team though, trust.

He should keep his name trent and make his nick name habib

Yep, now LG wins both map 2 and 3. Trust.

11-1 curse.

All good, 10-2 curse.

You are an expert at pissing people off. Every time I believe that someone isn't going to fall for your baits, some dumb ass always gets pissed off. Kudos to you man.

oh ok thanks for clearing that up. I couldn't tell, my bad. It seemed like you were addressing both him and sinatraa fans.

who said he loves sinatraa? not supporting either side but that comeback was wack af lmao

Trent is a fucking legend. But BGOD is about to diff everyone on The Guard. Feel free to bully me afterwards if wrong.

Thank you! I copypasted it myself!

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

Tenz has 4K already who turns face to face against S0M

"You took my family"

jiggles to the left

"You took my friends"

jiggles to the right

"You took all that was dear to me"

clock winds down to 2

"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"

goes up, fire coming out of his gun

"TENZORUKEN"

Bullet flies to S0M's head, completing the ace. Tenz falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Ratzam... Senpai... I..."

faints

Current score

NRG 12

Sentinels 1

Man is the definition of impact fragger.

I was going on a nice walk in the afternoon, when out of nowhere, it started raining bullets. I asked one of the local residents what was going on and they said: "It's Zombs practicing his aim”. I had to go back inside immediately. Shame on you Zombs for ruining my day

Dont Ever Compare Cyderx To Godkar.

People forgot that old SMB looked fucking unstoppable online (people had huge expectations for them in Berlin, many even expected more from them than Gambit and Acend) until they played on lan where they sadly choked. It makes no sense to compares old and new smb this early.

If SMB make it, I do hope they don't choke again on LAN this time so they aren't called onliners.

idk man that 3 initiator comp on breeze was something else lmao. Either way Gambit were the better team by far today.

It's a shame that he can only preform against T2 teams like Rise and not T1 teams like Reformed. Wait...

Brimstone Gaming so good that even NA's last hope got carried. 2EZ4BRIMSTONEGAMING

I deadass just realized that Roza was prolly in his bed at 4am thinking about George Geddes. I don't know why that's so funny to me.

yeah I wish they did keep dre but he didnt want to stay. But i'm glad that now Dre is thriving with EG and they also made it to the closed which is sick. I wanted KCP to make it as well since they had thief, but it wasn't possible since they were in the same bracket.

I can see what you're saying, but it needed to be done. The team I was a fan of (thief, dre, aproto, moose, stellar) had lots of talent, but there were clearly internal problems that couldn't be fixed and would prevent for LG to find success as a team.

Y'all looked really good and you guys have a lot of potential to make the next qualifier. The improvement yall made was astounding and it's crazy to see how good you guys are now.

You should be proud of your team for making such a crazy run HackNaija.

ALSO LETS GO LG QUALIFIED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

meanie

New agent idea: Hog rider

As maney of you know, over the past few years of playeing this game almost everyone wants riot to add hog rider into valrant. I know the devlapers dont wana add Hog rider into valrant becuse hes got a Hammer and likes rideing on pigs which is OP IN reaal life. However, i Spent a lot of my time the past few minute to think of a way to make him Not op in valrant like Rana(Which hackers like to use). Here is my idea:

Hog rider design:

https://preview.redd.it/oemu1mzky2g61.jpg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d580b7c34983f32f178f65b9a86310db6bfde9cc

This is what hog rider would look like in valrant

Abilitys:

C (cost 238$ dolars) - Jumpeing ability. When you press this abilty, You can jump

Q(cost 192.82$ dollrars) - Hammer abilty. Press this abilty and you turn your Gun into a hamer. The hammer is like the knife except when You swinging the hamer at someone it looks Dangareous.

E (main abilitey. recharge every few Minutes)- Battle cry. When you press the E buton, your Micraphone is broadcast on the whole map so evrayone can hear you talkeing. Then your alowed to make batle cry noise like clash clans hog rider.

X (ultra abilty cost 4 ulltra orb)s - When you press ultra abilaity, all of Your team gets to ride hogs. This is good because The hog your rideing on gets friends and your team mates get hog rider. For example: Cifer and Brimestone can be rideing hogs when hog rider use the ultra

Pasive abilty: hog

Cringe + Get on your main and stop baiting + Ratio

It's hard to watch. Only the moose was loose, everyone else were shitting themselves :(

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good luck, it's looking good for you so far

Crunchy has to be one of the best aimers in NA that man is insane.