AltonBu02
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You are an expert at pissing people off. Every time I believe that someone isn't going to fall for your baits, some dumb ass always gets pissed off. Kudos to you man.

posted about 3 years ago

oh ok thanks for clearing that up. I couldn't tell, my bad. It seemed like you were addressing both him and sinatraa fans.

posted about 3 years ago

who said he loves sinatraa? not supporting either side but that comeback was wack af lmao

posted about 3 years ago

Trent is a fucking legend. But BGOD is about to diff everyone on The Guard. Feel free to bully me afterwards if wrong.

posted about 3 years ago

Thank you! I copypasted it myself!

posted about 3 years ago

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

Tenz has 4K already who turns face to face against S0M

"You took my family"

jiggles to the left

"You took my friends"

jiggles to the right

"You took all that was dear to me"

clock winds down to 2

"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"

goes up, fire coming out of his gun

"TENZORUKEN"

Bullet flies to S0M's head, completing the ace. Tenz falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Ratzam... Senpai... I..."

faints

Current score

NRG 12

Sentinels 1

posted about 3 years ago

Man is the definition of impact fragger.

posted about 3 years ago

I was going on a nice walk in the afternoon, when out of nowhere, it started raining bullets. I asked one of the local residents what was going on and they said: "It's Zombs practicing his aim”. I had to go back inside immediately. Shame on you Zombs for ruining my day

posted about 3 years ago

Dont Ever Compare Cyderx To Godkar.

posted about 3 years ago

People forgot that old SMB looked fucking unstoppable online (people had huge expectations for them in Berlin, many even expected more from them than Gambit and Acend) until they played on lan where they sadly choked. It makes no sense to compares old and new smb this early.

posted about 3 years ago

If SMB make it, I do hope they don't choke again on LAN this time so they aren't called onliners.

posted about 3 years ago

idk man that 3 initiator comp on breeze was something else lmao. Either way Gambit were the better team by far today.

posted about 3 years ago

It's a shame that he can only preform against T2 teams like Rise and not T1 teams like Reformed. Wait...

posted about 3 years ago

Brimstone Gaming so good that even NA's last hope got carried. 2EZ4BRIMSTONEGAMING

posted about 3 years ago

I deadass just realized that Roza was prolly in his bed at 4am thinking about George Geddes. I don't know why that's so funny to me.

posted about 3 years ago

yeah I wish they did keep dre but he didnt want to stay. But i'm glad that now Dre is thriving with EG and they also made it to the closed which is sick. I wanted KCP to make it as well since they had thief, but it wasn't possible since they were in the same bracket.

posted about 3 years ago

I can see what you're saying, but it needed to be done. The team I was a fan of (thief, dre, aproto, moose, stellar) had lots of talent, but there were clearly internal problems that couldn't be fixed and would prevent for LG to find success as a team.

posted about 3 years ago

Y'all looked really good and you guys have a lot of potential to make the next qualifier. The improvement yall made was astounding and it's crazy to see how good you guys are now.

You should be proud of your team for making such a crazy run HackNaija.

ALSO LETS GO LG QUALIFIED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted about 3 years ago

New agent idea: Hog rider

As maney of you know, over the past few years of playeing this game almost everyone wants riot to add hog rider into valrant. I know the devlapers dont wana add Hog rider into valrant becuse hes got a Hammer and likes rideing on pigs which is OP IN reaal life. However, i Spent a lot of my time the past few minute to think of a way to make him Not op in valrant like Rana(Which hackers like to use). Here is my idea:

Hog rider design:

https://preview.redd.it/oemu1mzky2g61.jpg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d580b7c34983f32f178f65b9a86310db6bfde9cc

This is what hog rider would look like in valrant

Abilitys:

C (cost 238$ dolars) - Jumpeing ability. When you press this abilty, You can jump

Q(cost 192.82$ dollrars) - Hammer abilty. Press this abilty and you turn your Gun into a hamer. The hammer is like the knife except when You swinging the hamer at someone it looks Dangareous.

E (main abilitey. recharge every few Minutes)- Battle cry. When you press the E buton, your Micraphone is broadcast on the whole map so evrayone can hear you talkeing. Then your alowed to make batle cry noise like clash clans hog rider.

X (ultra abilty cost 4 ulltra orb)s - When you press ultra abilaity, all of Your team gets to ride hogs. This is good because The hog your rideing on gets friends and your team mates get hog rider. For example: Cifer and Brimestone can be rideing hogs when hog rider use the ultra

Pasive abilty: hog

posted about 3 years ago

Cringe + Get on your main and stop baiting + Ratio

posted about 3 years ago

It's hard to watch. Only the moose was loose, everyone else were shitting themselves :(

posted about 3 years ago

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posted about 3 years ago

good luck, it's looking good for you so far

Crunchy has to be one of the best aimers in NA that man is insane.

posted about 3 years ago

Him and Xeppa are insane on Kayo holy.

posted about 3 years ago

lmaooooo mad respect to zellsus

posted about 3 years ago

ratio

posted about 3 years ago

Earlier today, I spotted Wardell shopping at my local IKEA. He looks very depressed and I asked him, "Whats wrong" He took out 5 Jett knives and said, "WATCH THIS" and carved the furniture into statues of him. He was arrested shortly after.

posted about 3 years ago

LG 2-1

Close game, but the boys in LG come through

posted about 3 years ago

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posted about 3 years ago

gl may the better team win

I hope to come back to this thread feeling happy :D

posted about 3 years ago

Thx man :) Currently praying that they don't choke against Soniqs.

posted about 3 years ago

Average Closeted TSM Fanboy

posted about 3 years ago

bdog backwards = god b

god b is gob b nickname.

Both are insane players!

bdog = gob b????

posted about 3 years ago

Gaming

posted about 3 years ago

im male and i have tits

posted about 3 years ago

nah, it's just that a lot of people who like Valorant tend to try to bait cs players and vice versa. It's not about whether I like his opinion or not (I mean idrc), but I'm sorry that you see it that way. Plus, I like Valorant much more than CS.

posted about 3 years ago

Didn't Shahzam also participate in the match fixing as well and not get any punishment? Cause if that's true, that's a pretty shitty thing for Shahz to do.

I'm not a shahz or steel fan btw, I'm just curious on what happened.

posted about 3 years ago

I thought it was pretty fun. The prejudice you have against the game even before you started playing might have caused you to have a worse experience. Or maybe it's just not your thing. Or you're baiting. Probably the last one.

posted about 3 years ago

"math fixers" LMAO

posted about 3 years ago

I'm extermely happy for Dre (he's really come so far), but it would definitely be funny if he makes the closed and LG doesn't. And a bit bittersweet :(

Either way, he's one of my favorite players and I'm rooting for him to pop off once again in the closed.

posted about 3 years ago

I've been playing Valorant for about a year and a half now, during this time I've gotten my fair share of experience under my belt. During this year and a half I ended up getting diamond 3 and everything was going well! However, after this recent act changes to the competitive queue of the game, i've noticed that the competitive ranking system has been terrible. Now I don't mean that lightly, I actually mean that this game's competitive rank system is god awful. Now you might be wondering what happened to me get to have this severe change of mindset, to think that this game is the worst thing that's ever happened to FPS gaming in history. I have gone from diamond one iron to in the span of 72 hours. Now this might sound troll, or fake, or untrue however I promise you this is real. My question for this game is will we ever see a change in the competitive queue standards that plague this game's ranking system today?! I blame every single loss I have on my teammates incompetence or blatantly low IQ. Riot games, please fix your game! Or I will no longer be buying radianite.

posted about 3 years ago

damn you fell off where are your stars bruh. you had em like 5 min ago

posted about 3 years ago

They knew they would have lost in the first round.

posted about 3 years ago

actually pretty good, keep working on it

is there any way the missed shot could have been edited out, so it was a bit smoother towards the end?

posted about 3 years ago

LEVIATHAN > ALEKO

posted about 3 years ago

LG 2-0

bdog shits in their lawn

posted about 3 years ago

The T1 Teams (if you can even call them that) losing to these T2 Teams isn't an anomaly when the T2 teams are working so much harder overall. In the interview just now with Pho, Pho said that they practiced 8 hours a day and everyone on the team wanted to grind and had a passion for the game. Some of these T1 Teams only want to stream and don't participate in the smaller T2 tourneys and their fans wonder why they lose.

posted about 3 years ago

Dre is so handsome, put him on any agent and he's dropping 100+ every time.

posted about 3 years ago
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