EU insulting EU to spin more hate against NA is crazy

GenG is Goddead
T1 is Carpe

i said it once ill say it again

most underrated ascension player itw, this guy needs more recognition for how fucking good he is

Thief is the most impactful player in ascension rn and it’s not even close, rounds get flipped by him getting one kill (just watch the tsm match), his utility is always great, and he is by far the most consistent on MxM

He’s an lcq player only, not making this shit up

2020
AOT
Horimiya
dont

I actually don’t know what he means, I assume he means vlr flags but it could be literally anything valorant related

What do you even mean by this, gay isn’t a country

Another horrible day to be literate

LMAO

Over a year? As soon as yay and nAts played in Berlin most people switched

Move everyone down one and Chronicle at #1

Only 2 time intl lan winner criminal to not include him

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

HOLY W

real (i am literally batman)

both are flex but they both play different agents bro what is this take

not saving strats, experimenting

my dad passed away from cancer, but he fought until the very end, at the end he lost his life at stage 4

to think, all this time he never knew there was a stage 5

real shit LMAO

and 0 kills lol

cancer speedrun any %

when tf did i say that, you could just say most experienced igl, or igl that was held back by his team the most, or something like that, just saying the consistency label isnt accurate

lock in win doesnt mean consistency, especially since it was solely single elim, fns has been much more consistent than him throughout the entire vct lmao

since 2021:
FNC: 2nd Reykjavik 1, Failed to Qualify to Berlin, 4th Champs 21, 9th Reykjavik (excusable, subs), 4th Copenhagen, 6th Champs
NV/OpTic: Failed to Qualify Reykjavik 1, 2nd Berlin, 9th Champs 21, 1st Reykjavik, 3rd Copenhagen, 2nd Champs

boaster is not the most consistent igl lmao, that would be fns

also onur > chet

isnt education a priority in korea where did you learn how to count

Reyna Asuna
Neon Rb
Phoenix Victor
Skye Crashies
Kayo Zyppan
Gekko Saadhak
Harbor Mazino
Viper Less
Cypher nAts
Sage ScreaM

Fixed the list

And the eu teams have only gotten worse with time ☠️☠️☠️

Just look at koi, giants, kc, vitality. From the top to the bottom, only team that’s improved since lock in is TL

Revy#lgnco

There’s no weak link

did you know that in terms of male human and

thief is criminally underrated, fit into EG perfectly -cUm

I would just get rid of the british

Rare George W

first time i see someone hard inting in a pro game

blud threw away the only rifle they had, they benched bcj but kept this guy lmao joke

N

ay not the noose

Chronicle
Rb
Kinggg
Victor
Shao

Both moose and johnqt are praised and brought up a lot surrounding ascension teams, thief has to share a team with brawk aproto flyuh and sym, 2 known demons and 2 players who improved so much. He’s usually overshadowed but he’s by far the most consistent of all of them.

Thief

Guy is beyond consistent, never oversteps his role, rarely overheats, has played every role at a fairly high caliber.

And he’s been doing it since the game started. Criminal how underrated he’s been.

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on the other hand, how the fuck were furia so hyped? they only beat kru eg and leviatan, 2 bottom teams and a very inconsistent team. why do ppl say theyre 100% going to tokyo

real 💀

Vlr tries to understand sarcasm challenge (impossible)

“Visual pollution”

We just makin shit up now lmao

but when turkey

shes good but double duelist is impractical on icebox and an op is too good on the map so jett >>

marved + 2 brazilians*

what a shit fucking call hooooly thank god for baldman

leaf duelist > heat and dgzin
marved > mazino
mwzera > ethan
zekken > asuna flex
crashies best initiator Americas