Do NOT go to San Francisco

false

anyone that hates haven probably has an extra chromosome hanging around somewhere

So real

maybe so but even then

PROMETHAZINE HABIT LEAN HABIT CODEINE HABIT
KICKSTAND YEA BIKER YUH YUH IM LEANIN
I CHOP THE TOP OFF THE MCLAREN THIS AINT NO LAMBORGHINI
MY WHITE HO GOT BIG TITTIES SHE REMIND ME OF SYDNEY SWEENEY

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typo, says "match" not patch

hes not bad but compared to who hes replacing its not enough. also flyuh has to flex more and learn more agents bc oderus kinda only plays the same 3 agents rn and it might be impacting his calling.

wait holy shit ur right, my king did not have his original bones bombed in wwII for me to say such things

i am going to kill you and eat your bone marrow

Feels bad for dapr he was doing so well and then had a stinker at the worst time

Yea idk man thief was easily the best on the team before mada started to go crazy this year

whats yalls favorite lava lamp color

Hope he finds his old form by the time champs comes around bc the way he’s been playing this split (even though he’s winning) is just not it on an individual level

#1 jonahp
#2 ethan
#3 eeiu
#4 heat
#5 trent

saying this with a navi flair is crazy work

Lmao wtf is this no mods?

Do not count 2021-2022 as successful lmao

I really want to play ranked valorant with my crush, but shes only at 15, while I just got to 20. Does anyone else know how to level up accounts faster so she can reach level 20 with me and we can play ranked? Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

You can keep any other player and you choose tomaszy

stax vro

Sure whenever fnatic isnt playing

She used to be a great caster 2021-2022 but ever since 2023 she’s just been steady GLAZING fnatic and it’s only gotten worse and worse over time. Watching this game not even steel can save the cast from glazing the fuck out of them, Derke just now was in a 1v4 and pansy was fucking hyperventilating foaming at the mouth thinking he would actually fucking clutch like keep the same energy for every team???? She doesn’t even call out bad calls from fnatic, steel has to point those out himself

eeiu is aura

but its liquid and theyre below mid

How is this relevant to the post

naw bro runi can do shit too if they just stopped putting him in unwinnable positions its just xeppaa and vanity

fair, i think victor has better utility tho, jaws mechanics are definitely better but vic plays the agent more properly

Do these guys hate themselves or something? This sunset comp is abysmal and it baffles me why they think this shit would ever work against any team with mediocre strats and shooters, it makes even less sense for Furia to play this comp bc u can at least make an argument for texture Jett > raze, why is mwzera on Jett on a raze map 💀

Looks way better now W list

icy and mwzera over victor 💀 y’all just don’t watch the games huh

He rich

Should’ve made this a free charity viewer game

The special occasion of getting off my shift 😇

These matches literally do not matter in any way shape and form

u couldnt be more wrong, weed is infinitely harder to get addicted to than most other drugs, you can even obtain it with a prescription/medcard, all the bullshit u hear about pot is literally government hysteria and common misconception, in reality alcohol is a so much worse for you (and in my opinion feels worse to consume) than weed, especially edibles which have little to no long term effects in comparison to like every other legal and illegal recreational drug

lol the ppl here defending it, like me, are normal functioning people that like to kickback with their friends and get wasted every once in a while to destress from life shit nobody here is a drug addicted nonfunctioning alcoholic its rlly not that deep

“Recreational drugs” refers to alcohol and, in the states, marijuana. Everything else is illegal lol

Yea cuz gangs deal in illegal drugs not alcohol. Also they extort and murder countless innocents trafficking these illegal drugs. Hope this helps

??? It’s not that deep

REAL

Walter white deniers continue to perplex me. The man has done so much for the city of Albuquerque and yet people act like he doesn’t exist smh

Oh brother frat parties have way more than just alcohol in those cups LMFAO

Naw it’s nothing to do with how much ur drinking it’s that it don’t even taste like alcohol so even routine drinkers can crash out on it if they haven’t had a lot of soju

Shi lowkey funny tho so keep on chugging soju it’s like the alcohol version of “this edible ain’t shit”

Think it’s implied that ur going on drinks and popping shit with friends and having a good time rather than sitting at home doing shit bc ur an addict hope this helps

Naw u just need to get the right spoon and hit the slot machines and ur set for life

would u rather live happy for 30 years or live sad for 80

no

Soju a one way ticket to blackout, that shit taste like straight juice til ur in the bathroom with ur friends covered in ur own puke