welcome to the vip unemployment club

😭😭😭

🧍‍♂️- lysoar

-8/8

boostio should reconsider his valorant career, take your botfrag igl’s lead (fns) and just retire already

diddlescent is the mvp of SA

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM STAGE 2 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣🗣🗣THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

game is game

agreed, today will be the year

heretics are winning champs

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WE DINO WE DANCE 🐔🦴
FNC STOOD NO CHANCE

also might be true for any custom

nah fnc wins at least this map dw

oh w

ima presume thats soon

"almost"

yes even breeze is better than ab0ss

looks interesting, too big/too many hidey holes ngl but well see

also whens it coming out? right after the match?

Goon

they getting revenge for the rest of emea les go

smthlike11kills

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WE DINO WE DANCE 🐔🦴
WE STAND NO CHANCE

ef en ce

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WE DINO WE DANCE 🐔🦴
WE STAND NO CHANCE

no, crowd yelling sold something importants happening, thats the only reason he turned ngl

ill give u like a 0.2/8 gj

bro is crypto throwing

WHY ARE YOU SAVING THE PIT JUST USE IT BRO

chron lost them that last round wtf (also w sage wall but still)

somebody wins here (including us watching the map)

OO AA EE

and ion know abt cs but vit is my goat

maybe

its marteen and its not even close tbh

w goatyan

counterpoint: boostedo

delighted why do you keep posting euphoria with another beat

fuck

yeah no im not counting that bc it invalidates my argument

thats what im saying, the curse is gone

brenshow for the grand final would be peak

THE HERETICS CURSE WILL BE LIFTED (they only lose to the first and third place teams bc they get 2nd, so if prx get second they lost to 2nd/3rd)

THEY CAN FINALLY WIN SOMETHING (if they dont continue their "being shit" streak in stage 2/champs)

RAHHHHHH

get counterjinxed mf

so uhh… i can technically get 40 more points if fnc wins tmr but other than that…

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/a42cce3b

im ngl i keep forgetting hypoc is casting she yaps so much

bump

i was close yk

too big to fit on screen

got the 3 criteria of the 9-3 curse

fnc
icebox
obv 9-3

18 hours no response, tough luck

no

we can come back from this

no

all in on yellow

i jinx every flair im trying it on fnc rn

Blue pill. Lysoar +30 game. Wolves get revenge on prx bc he aurafarmed so much (🧍‍♂️)

EFF ENN CEE

no

It is unfortunate FNC Chronicle is one of the best players in Valorant. His precise-level of aiming + midrounding decisions, calculative positioning, and levels of expertise to pilot through tough situations where most players would fall. The way he maneuvers himself and the aura he exudes just by being on the field gives his allies a boost of confidence and his enemies fear knowing their fate will be under their grave.

However, FNC Chronicle made a disgusting and unfathomable tweet that changed my perspective on him as both a player and person forever. Disrespecting the superior version of himself due to JEALOUSY shows the lack of humbleness and sportsmanship. Although FNC Chronicle is a great player, he holds NO candle to my liege MIBR Verno.

MIBR Verno outclasses FNC Chronicle on just about every skillset FNC Chronicle has. For how well I praised FNC Chronicle, you can already infer just the status of MIBR Verno. MIBR Verno is LEAGUES above FNC Chronicle.

To slander my king over pure jealousy over on Twitter is enough grounds for my emperor to exile FNC Chronicle out of the next LAN. MIBR Verno will see playoffs as he smiles and waves off FNC Chronicle (because he eliminated FNC off the Swiss stages).