jett/raze (raze in pro play if your opponent is gonna go cypher), could yoru but theres no bs insta rotate anymore so it doesnt work as well
fade (must have, theres so many corners and haunt locations)
omen (obv its omen), but could astra so you have more smokes (like on b)
viper (not as necessary if you play astra)/sova (if you do go astra)
cypher/vyse/deadlock (cypher first, could add vyse/dl in double senti

tldr for actual comps:
raze/yoru, fade, omen, viper, cypher
raze/jett, sova, fade, astra, cypher
raze/yoru, fade, omen/astra, cypher/vyse, deadlock
(maybe viable):
jett, sova, omen, viper, cypher (double ctrl, no fade tho)
jett/yoru, raze, fade, omen/astra, cypher (double duelist)
raze, fade, sova, omen, viper (double ini/ctrl, no full senti)

mostly headlining raze for counter-cypher who i think is gonna be meta, but if you dont go raze you need sova to break trips, which means less op fade
i expect someone to try killjoy but i dont think its gonna go well

“youre chinese” “youre indian” “youre american”

you all look the same without your skin dont worry

child molesters when getting asked what theyre gonna do today:

rank reset hit u hard huh

its seemed to fuck everyone over too much, me and my friend were g2 and we got placed s1 and b2 respectively

also isnt it the same 20 people in oce and if someone isnt online your q time just says “when gamblenats gets on”

first slight w from jake sin ever?

kinda fucks everyone else tho cuz u can get 1 win in playoffs in sea and make asc but u have to win kr/jp/etc

also why tf can sea get 6 when everyone else is limited to one? i get them amalgamating sea but fucking everyone else over too is kinda fucked

this is def just a decision to get everyone off his ass

u could legit just give everyone 2 (or remove 1 from oce and/or sa and give them to sea) and itd work, but no

patmen and mindfreaky ac

surely eventually they will acquire some of the good ones right

idk the white lens was pretty good

both are grass is green takes

yeah im reporting you british man

wait im not allowed to say british mb

2 phones (1 is only for uber eats/doordash)

after playing 7 games today,

bro go outside, thats at least 6 hours of your day if not up to 8

acquire means of employment

nah theyll sign nobody too dw

doesnt take much tbh

ok fair point

what did we do 😭😭😭🥀 🥀 🥀

didnt sayf just retire?

also neither texture or smth are leaving their masters-winning teams anytime soon (asuna if he was good lore)

maybe they wanted their import space free idk

what da hell is a polar bear doing in arlington texas

Just let Heat 1v5 every single game

he already is tho

Leaf is somehow only 21 and yet it feels like he's already in his mid 20s.

and he looks 35 too

-xeus +lewn or comeback

wait i thought infiltrator was a senti woops

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/8d8cee69

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/d4f37de7

only doing some of this so 2g makes playoffs

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/43e83b25

maybe make playoffs in that year before saying heretics are terrible. bbl had 3 chances to make playoffs and failed them all.

ong bro thats what im saying

a0t0mn gonna make sure ts not happening dw

it isnt bad. its REALLY bad. adjectives matter

cane
satellite
infiltrator
gmd
bao

im hoping gmd is an igl but idk

edit: honestly thought the roles would be okay and forgot both infiltrator and satellite were duelists

the best T2 team in valorant history

boutta be the best t1 turkish team in history too

woot iso

new level of unemployment reached, congrats

island in japan

hm: life1 and life2
also ange1

i mean he was playing a 1v10 cant blame him tbh

ngl i dont watch much streaming but when i do its for tmvs watchparties

0/8 bro would leave them in a 4v5 map 2

brazilian butt lfit

that works
do that, sabrina carpenter or one of the older female-led groups (like abba)

virus equation

a0t0mn and t0rmi are the same people, theroetical (or ig not too theoretical for t1, but not for very long) superteams that dont find a lot fo success due to their leadership

hot take this hot take that allat just to say the most basic boring ahh opinion ever

"asuna paycheck stealer"
"fraud a0t0mn"
"team secret will win champs 2024"

have an original thought challenge: impossible

idk i heard malibu was pretty cheap (i presume from flag u want the la venue)

slideshow valorant (cuz he looks like an egg)

navi bcf bcf

nvm

hades lemme in