shh 🤫🧏‍♂️

RRQ - Jemkin is in amazing form right now as well as having Monyet the goat
G2 - Despite Tejo nerfs Jawgemo can still carry tr0nt's bum ass to a top 8
FNC - Kaajak has played like Thanos recently putting up canezerra numbers vs Heretics
XLG - Despite not having YOU, the core of coconut happywei and Rarga can still cook

WAIT THAT MEANS HERETICS WILL WIN SOMETHING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

nah you underestimate his power he drops 110

BRO HOW DOES TENZ HAVE THE SAME NUMBER AS RIENS

MY GOAT RIENS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

nah actually upvote him to troll

:/

in what context? they are both amazing players and definitely top 50 of all time - and Mongraal brought me my first viral video :3

honestly this is really cool, i'm happy to see players using vlr - will be watching all BURG matches from now on :)

Fair

bruh

people like you is why ranked isn't as enjoyable during certain matches, luckily i don't have to worry about queuing into you since i'm not EMEA

because it genuinely kills the vibes of the team, my winrate, kd, and # of mics on the team are very strongly coorelated and one loser not comming genuinely just ruins the whole team dynamic

i'd rather have a 300 TRS player on my team than a 700 TRS one who doesn't comm

wait that is true though, we gotta ping everyone for a new episode or smth @GambleNats

plus two

if whyz just pretends nAts is FNS they got ts

fraudchat

wait how is calc bc? i'm taking it next year so trying to get as many opinions/tips/ideas as possible

MY GOAT RIENS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Their playoffs run wasn't that bad, they got put against two really strong teams - the 2nd place SEN who beat G2 and the 4th place EG that very nearly beat G2

oh ok, i'm used to teams being in proper order so i got confused lol

v1c plays initiator?
also C9 without Xeppaa feels off

looking at this guy's stats they might be better off playing with EG Potter

-∞/8

I think Blue Otter are doing shit but not Burger Boyz

Swiss Stage -
( 8 )
( ) = 70 possibilities
( 4 )

Playoffs -

14 matches - 2^14 = 16,384

70 * 16384 = 1,146,880 to 1 odds

also someone double check the math i can't find my calculator

honestly the leo overglaze is like the only thing i don't like about this site

fair enough lol

RANKERS 2-0

13-6
14-12

how high do you have to be to run this wtf

https://www.vlr.gg/486232/tsm-vs-yfp-challengers-league-2025-north-america-ace-stage-2-lr2/?game=216570&tab=overview

nah sen won arguably the most important one

https://www.vlr.gg/475900/g2-esports-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2025-americas-stage-1-ubsf

LMFAO

AMER: SEN vs G2
EMEA: FUT vs BBL
PAC: PRX vs DRX
CN: idk why but TEC vs TYL is always exciting

if this isn't canezerra's peak then what the FUCK will his true peak look like

vlr bait has fallen off ever since elysium was banned

heretics :3

where does my name come from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5otSSNGxfgw

go rankers

gold2

bro you're a g2 flair just put the missiles on the spikes lil bro

canezerra

no? his highest rated agent is chamber (i didn't know this) but his most played is jett by far

it took 2 clicks to find his most played agent, i already knew it was jett before i looked

jett is his #1 agent oat

I'm plat 1

I think they're good at the game or jinggg idk

what patch are qualifiers played on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1iq2z16c4&ab_channel=VLRUListening

a new episode of VLR U LISTENING is happening with GambleNats, Meghannyah, mathmaterial and I as speakers!
We will be covering EMEA, AMER, EWC qualifiers, and the tier 2 drama as well as the controversial Sean Gares video
go support us!!!

k thanks