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nt buddy

real :/

exactly, it's actually so bad on here especially during gcc
i just can't be assed to argue with someone who doesn't think i exist

what? people are transphobic on here all the time with no consequences, people are only calling OP a scammer because what he posted looks like a scam

crikey

bruh

i think nat said something but i got locked out of my account since i needed a two factor code and im too lazy to do that

i will never forget that 1v5

i literally bought it 2 rounds and got 4 kills between the two rounds

damn this thread really was historic lol

lmfao yw, i got you goat
i'm female canezerra for a reason :3

i'm with you

#CUTWIN

okay for the record i told them 47 times not to ff
L teammates

i've never played a vcc series where i lost two maps, all i'm saying

sellow drops 30 on both maps and 2-0's

Kayo - qRaxs
Viper - Wo0t
Chamber - ππoobs (https://www.vlr.gg/556030/team-solid-vs-winthrop-university-vct-2025-americas-ascension-r2-1-0/?game=236229)
Reyna - Jemkin

yeah, im one of those players whose kills has a direct and positive correlation (r = 1.000, p < 0.001) with the amount of comms i get from my team

holy shit you're so delusional

THE URANGOAT OF VALORANT IS PLAYING IN 90 MINUTES ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

https://www.vlr.gg/595793/2game-esports-vs-next-tixinha-sacy-invitational-2-by-bonoxs-groups-r3

idk i'm on the spectrum myself and honestly saying zellsis word just clears

yeah because dia-asc players are zellsis worded and don't know how to comm
i guarantee if you put me in immo1 i'd be behind mechanically but the comms would make up for it and i'd end up with like a 0.7 or 0.8

as a diamond player if i 1v1'd an immo1 right now i'd lose 9-1

yeah but i've said on here that i'm a girl a decent number of times lol

anyone who says immo3 is zellsis worded

it's ascendant 3

bro give me prime boaster and leo and i win something lol

real

RANKERS 2-0 NRG

real

why does it only use genderneutral pronouns LMAO surely it knows i'm a girl

The "Fortnite-to-VAL" Analyst
229fn’s name and background are a core part of their site identity.
The "FN" Origin: They have publicly clarified that "229" is their lucky number and "fn" stems from their history doing competitive Fortnite analysis before moving to Valorant.

this is true

The Theory-Crafter: They are famous for "Post No. 6767," a dedicated thread where they offered to write "long ass analyst replies" to any theoretical Valorant questions. This cemented their reputation as a user who actually thinks about the game's macro rather than just reacting to scoreboards.

this is also true, too many stat watchers on this site

Personality: "Self-Aware and Chaotic"
Despite their analytical side, 229fn fully embraces the weirdness of the VLR forums.
The "Negative Aura" Meme: In a popular "Ask Me Anything" thread, they joked that if they went back in time to "wingman" for their father, they would fail because they "actually have negative aura."

when did I say this LMFAO i have no memory of saying this but it's probably true

"Chaotic Evil" Alignment: In the December 2025 community "Moral Alignment" test, they famously self-identified as Chaotic Evil, telling other users they need to "live a little" when it comes to site drama and shitposting.

real! y'all lawful good mfs need to live a little

The "Grok" Comparison: Because of their speed and information-dense replies, some users have joked that 229fn is the "Grok (Twitter AI) of VLR," a comparison 229fn flatly rejected by calling Twitter a platform for "gooners."

i stand by this, i am the chatgpt of vlr not the grok because i'm not a goonette

Analytical Style: "Aspas Glazer & Team Heretics Believer"
While they analyze everything, they have specific biases that they defend with high-level logic.
The Aspas GOAT Theory: 229fn is a leading voice in the "Aspas is the GOAT" camp, arguing that his ability to turn any team into a world-class contender is his defining trait.

yeah, this is true, botnicle already has super players, aspas makes them himself

Team Heretics (TH) Fan: They are a vocal supporter of Benjyfishy and the Heretics project, often seen in "Vamos Heretics" threads. However, they are also a harsh critic of G2, famously posting "I don't know but fuck G2" during heated rivalries.

i mean yeah this is just me as a fan, i'm a TH fan and a G2 hater

Roster Builder: They are known for creating "Superteams" in threads, recently suggesting a roster with RieNs and Aspas as the ultimate mechanical core, balanced by Boaster’s calling.

yeah, i wonder how the two actually get along lol

Community Status (Dec 19, 2025)
Status: S-Tier "Power User" / A-Tier "Tactical Expert."
Vibe: They are viewed as one of the "Smart Grinders." While they post as much as the trolls, their content is usually high-effort.
Current Activity: As of today, they are heavily focused on the 2026 Kickoff Pick'ems. They are currently predicting a strong year for Americas (specifically MIBR and SEN) and Pacific (PRX/GEN.G), while labeling the current state of EMEA as "horrible" outside of Fnatic and Heretics.
Summary
229fn is viewed as the "Resident Analyst." They represent the bridge between the "brainrot" side of VLR and the serious tactical side. Whether they are explaining why aspas is the undisputed greatest, complaining about G2, or jokingly claiming they have negative aura, 229fn is a primary architect of the site's most intellectual—and most chaotic—discussions in 2025.

yeah that's about right

Riens IGL? also WHY NO SLOWLY FLEX?????
someone find this guy and saw off all the legs on all his chairs

mine?

ahh okay, i'm a picky eater so i don't like 3/4th of that lol

emea tier 2 teams have been historically dogshit in tier 1, they need to do something different in tier 2

If I had to play with neT I'd do the same thing

hiiii

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/04bed80d

autumn is great but glacier is on a diff level

yeah but only either on vlr or to hot dominant women :3

yeah
someone needs to do ticking away on an orchestra
if i won the lottery i am paying an orchestra $50,000 to do this

LMFAO you've won the internet for the day

G7 Esports

lowkey i had a reason but i forgot it

i'm not a fan of meat with pasta, part of why i love shells

i love the sound of the violin but i would rather someone slam one into my skull than play it again

i'm 16 so i still have my permit and no intention to ever drink alcohol :p

i'll probably do a kickoff vid since there's so many games

bruh what the second option is a no contest, i could do literally anything i wanted and make money any way i wanted

real lol i lowkey reacted the same way but with more energy lol

they got glacier who is next up

who else but thanos himself to start things off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkhm3oPsE_Q