does someone have dihydrogen-monoxid
little scientific joke
Yes, it's the same as water, but you could have just said water instead. Everyone on this website knows you're a boy genius, dude; you don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this
check the spoiler, i tried making a joke.
(which, my jokes always land terribly)