My wife left me because of Babybay

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Denjisideals
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I bet my ENTIRE LIFE on Babybay going 50 kills against PRX. 50 kills. Not 49. Not 48. FIFTY. You know what number he's at? I don't want to talk about it. My car? Gone. Traded it to a guy outside the betting shop who looked like he understood esports. My house? The bank took it yesterday. I am currently typing this from a Starbucks because they have free WiFi and also because I no longer have electricity. My wife looked me dead in the eyes and said "you bet our mortgage on a Valorant player getting 50 kills in a single series" and I said "babybay goes crazy, babe, trust the process" and she left with the kids and the dog and the good blender. I still have the bad blender. I also donated my kidney in advance because I was THAT confident. I donated it BEFORE the match started. It is gone. I gave it to a medical professional with a handshake and a smile and I said "hold onto this, I won't be needing it because babybay is about to go absolutely nuclear on PRX." Babybay please. PLEASE. I believe in you. My remaining kidney believes in you. The Starbucks barista has started giving me concerned looks. I have nowhere to go. Get the 50 kills.

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fuzziii
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yo kids never gonna come back after this map😭

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Denjisideals
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No trust, the wife and kids and specifically the blender will come back...right?

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fuzziii
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you just gonna bet it away again brotha you are COOKED😭

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Denjisideals
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She never coming back oh my buns 💔💔💔💔

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nuthoneycheerios
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I bet my ENTIRE LIFE on Babybay going 50 kills against PRX. 50 kills. Not 49. Not 48. FIFTY. You know what number he's at? I don't want to talk about it. My car? Gone. Traded it to a guy outside the betting shop who looked like he understood esports. My house? The bank took it yesterday. I am currently typing this from a Starbucks because they have free WiFi and also because I no longer have electricity. My wife looked me dead in the eyes and said "you bet our mortgage on a Valorant player getting 50 kills in a single series" and I said "babybay goes crazy, babe, trust the process" and she left with the kids and the dog and the good blender. I still have the bad blender. I also donated my kidney in advance because I was THAT confident. I donated it BEFORE the match started. It is gone. I gave it to a medical professional with a handshake and a smile and I said "hold onto this, I won't be needing it because babybay is about to go absolutely nuclear on PRX." Babybay please. PLEASE. I believe in you. My remaining kidney believes in you. The Starbucks barista has started giving me concerned looks. I have nowhere to go. Get the 50 kills.

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mszzz
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u da real wife

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buyprxclassic
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goodluck buddy

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mondely
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I bet my ENTIRE LIFE on Babybay going 50 kills against PRX. 50 kills. Not 49. Not 48. FIFTY. You know what number he's at? I don't want to talk about it. My car? Gone. Traded it to a guy outside the betting shop who looked like he understood esports. My house? The bank took it yesterday. I am currently typing this from a Starbucks because they have free WiFi and also because I no longer have electricity. My wife looked me dead in the eyes and said "you bet our mortgage on a Valorant player getting 50 kills in a single series" and I said "babybay goes crazy, babe, trust the process" and she left with the kids and the dog and the good blender. I still have the bad blender. I also donated my kidney in advance because I was THAT confident. I donated it BEFORE the match started. It is gone. I gave it to a medical professional with a handshake and a smile and I said "hold onto this, I won't be needing it because babybay is about to go absolutely nuclear on PRX." Babybay please. PLEASE. I believe in you. My remaining kidney believes in you. The Starbucks barista has started giving me concerned looks. I have nowhere to go. Get the 50 kills.

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Magicpanty
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Really? God dammit it

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dododo_de_dadada
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I bet my ENTIRE LIFE on Babybay going 50 kills against PRX. 50 kills. Not 49. Not 48. FIFTY. You know what number he's at? I don't want to talk about it. My car? Gone. Traded it to a guy outside the betting shop who looked like he understood esports. My house? The bank took it yesterday. I am currently typing this from a Starbucks because they have free WiFi and also because I no longer have electricity. My wife looked me dead in the eyes and said "you bet our mortgage on a Valorant player getting 50 kills in a single series" and I said "babybay goes crazy, babe, trust the process" and she left with the kids and the dog and the good blender. I still have the bad blender. I also donated my kidney in advance because I was THAT confident. I donated it BEFORE the match started. It is gone. I gave it to a medical professional with a handshake and a smile and I said "hold onto this, I won't be needing it because babybay is about to go absolutely nuclear on PRX." Babybay please. PLEASE. I believe in you. My remaining kidney believes in you. The Starbucks barista has started giving me concerned looks. I have nowhere to go. Get the 50 kills.

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asunaluvr
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I bet my ENTIRE LIFE on Babybay going 50 kills against PRX. 50 kills. Not 49. Not 48. FIFTY. You know what number he's at? I don't want to talk about it. My car? Gone. Traded it to a guy outside the betting shop who looked like he understood esports. My house? The bank took it yesterday. I am currently typing this from a Starbucks because they have free WiFi and also because I no longer have electricity. My wife looked me dead in the eyes and said "you bet our mortgage on a Valorant player getting 50 kills in a single series" and I said "babybay goes crazy, babe, trust the process" and she left with the kids and the dog and the good blender. I still have the bad blender. I also donated my kidney in advance because I was THAT confident. I donated it BEFORE the match started. It is gone. I gave it to a medical professional with a handshake and a smile and I said "hold onto this, I won't be needing it because babybay is about to go absolutely nuclear on PRX." Babybay please. PLEASE. I believe in you. My remaining kidney believes in you. The Starbucks barista has started giving me concerned looks. I have nowhere to go. Get the 50 kills.

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FancyPancy
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I bet my ENTIRE LIFE on Babybay going 50 kills against PRX. 50 kills. Not 49. Not 48. FIFTY. You know what number he's at? I don't want to talk about it. My car? Gone. Traded it to a guy outside the betting shop who looked like he understood esports. My house? The bank took it yesterday. I am currently typing this from a Starbucks because they have free WiFi and also because I no longer have electricity. My wife looked me dead in the eyes and said "you bet our mortgage on a Valorant player getting 50 kills in a single series" and I said "babybay goes crazy, babe, trust the process" and she left with the kids and the dog and the good blender. I still have the bad blender. I also donated my kidney in advance because I was THAT confident. I donated it BEFORE the match started. It is gone. I gave it to a medical professional with a handshake and a smile and I said "hold onto this, I won't be needing it because babybay is about to go absolutely nuclear on PRX." Babybay please. PLEASE. I believe in you. My remaining kidney believes in you. The Starbucks barista has started giving me concerned looks. I have nowhere to go. Get the 50 kills.

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renkobento
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what if he gets 51

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