Would you rather?

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Nollihd07

Get 1 billion dollars instantly transferred to your personal bank account but have to watch every single match of team liquids with enthusiasm
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Get cancer

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WjFROST0

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whats the catch with cancer

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Nollihd07

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Nothing.
It's just straight up testicular cancer.

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I_LOVE_LESS

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what kind of cancer

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Nollihd07

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Testicular cancer if you are a male.

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I_LOVE_LESS

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im not

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LugiaVLR

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breasticular cancer then

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Nollihd07

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Breast cancer if you are female.

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MrBlooBloom

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If it's a Jayde kind of cancer I'm fine w that

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Nollihd07

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No it's deadly.
You'll die in 3 weeks or so.

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MrBlooBloom

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that's what she said

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_AshBorne_

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is she alive or no?

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yes

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9wntr

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she confessed to lying

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_AshBorne_

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ahh i frgt abt that

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egann

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if redgar is on the team, i'll pick number 1.
other than that cancer

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Raize1

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I'm taking the 1 billion dollars and being enthusiastically pissed off with the quality of valorant

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xDazeline

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i'll take number 1, then i'll buy the org and disband it. nothing to watch hehe :3

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Nollihd07

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That's cheating.

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TaniBoy7

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1st one no second thoughts

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LugiaVLR

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watching TL works better than taking melatonin

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Livvie

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what if im incapable of enthusiasm

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Nollihd07

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Then this deal is not for you.

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Shadrach

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Bruh watching TL is like watching a comedy, why would i choose cancer over comedy?

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LugiaVLR

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comedy of the lowest level

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ninjaturtle

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Would you rather have a strawberry smoothie or a glass of urine ahh question

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Nollihd07

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But the strawberry smoothie has slow acting poison.

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iheartwinter

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the strawberry smoothie is cancer

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I mean look, for a billion dollars I would even be willing to listen to Kanta Laga by Tony Kakkar for 24 hours constantly
Watching Team Liquid's games would be the least painful thing lmao