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I used my Immortal skills in real life

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UBClears

I’m in Vegas right now for a family vacation, and I was at the Casino playing video blackjack. I lose $100 and am looking in my wallet for more money. An old man comes up to me and says “Hey I’m about to leave, but I got $30 in that slot machine if you wanna play for free”.

Fuck it and I follow him to his machine and he shows me a machine with $0.

I’m confused and he says, “Now put money in it and you can play!”. I thought to myself, this guy is trying to pull a fast one on me, so I say “Sorry I have no money and walk away “. The guy says Okay and that’s the end of our convo.

I may look young and clueless, but I’m also Immortal in Valorant, and I firmly believe that navigating the toxicity of Asc and Immortal elo has helped sharpen my street smarts irl 😂

#2
guuz
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bros gonna wake up with no kidneys

#3
MrBlooBloom
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ur tuff sigma boy

#4
Laundry
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You lost when you went into the casino, just like how you lose whenever I press queue
Choosing to play either is the wrong choice

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c0ast_
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i js shivered my timbers

#6
Laundry
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I’m tired asl rn I wanted to phrase it funny but didn’t work
:(

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Laundry
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Yk like haha valorant sucks cuz it’s just like gambling

#8
Laundry
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Frick ts I’m gonna go play poker

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c0ast_
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:sob: i got the joke twin u funny dw

#10
Prase
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You should not follow someone in the first place bro and $30 is not even that big of a temptation. Good work getting out of it tho. Luckily something like that hasn’t happened with me there.

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