I’m in Vegas right now for a family vacation, and I was at the Casino playing video blackjack. I lose $100 and am looking in my wallet for more money. An old man comes up to me and says “Hey I’m about to leave, but I got $30 in that slot machine if you wanna play for free”.
Fuck it and I follow him to his machine and he shows me a machine with $0.
I’m confused and he says, “Now put money in it and you can play!”. I thought to myself, this guy is trying to pull a fast one on me, so I say “Sorry I have no money and walk away “. The guy says Okay and that’s the end of our convo.
I may look young and clueless, but I’m also Immortal in Valorant, and I firmly believe that navigating the toxicity of Asc and Immortal elo has helped sharpen my street smarts irl 😂





