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matcha propaganda

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#1
satellite_kov

why does everyone praise and drink this shi it tastes ass like im a cow eating grass. only way its tolerable is when its 95% milk and maple syrup

#2
femboyhater
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to be performative

#5
satellite_kov
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i swear everyone as a group is pretending to like it to fit in with other people pretending none of it is real

#3
SkyXD
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matcha lattes are unironically goated

#6
femboyhater
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mmm i love the taste of chewed up grass spit in my latte

#8
SkyXD
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you’ve never had one from a starbucks in japan
also that one place in jeju

the sg ones are overpriced i’ve never tried them before

#52
grisx23
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Place japan unironically over here lol

#9
poiuu20
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lol who taste the grass in matcha latte

#11
satellite_kov
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MATCHA IS LITERALLY GRASS MATCHA FLAVOUR IS GRASS

#14
SkyXD
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it is pure leaves tbf but isn’t all tea just leaves or flowers or spices

#17
satellite_kov
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yeah but other tea is good like camomile. camomile slaps icl

#21
SkyXD
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ykb chamomile is great
butterfly pea bro the COLOUR on that sht

#16
poiuu20
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consumed too much goyslop ig make sure too eat raw liver to fix shi lol

#23
satellite_kov
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im never claiming to be manly like im a femboy i just think that shi is ass

#25
SkyXD
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damn straight

#26
poiuu20
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i agree that matcha is shit but it never should taste like leaf dawg

#4
poiuu20
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make sure to eat it with dubai chocolate too

#7
FrenchToast
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there needs to be more matcha hate so i can have it all for
myself. the prices are ridiculous 😭

homemade matcha ice cream is goated btw

#10
poiuu20
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fucking tourist buying up every last stock so impossible

#12
satellite_kov
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UR ALL CRAZY NO ONE LIKES IT THE VOICES TOLD ME

#20
poiuu20
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it never was good bruh

#13
BerLINglazer
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idk maybe cuz its good and ur sense of taste hasnt developed since ur 11

#15
femboyhater
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everything is good to u aha

#19
BerLINglazer
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ur mum

#18
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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I had some matcha tea a long time ago, and it tasted a little bitter I think or smth else, but it didn't taste too bad

#22
poiuu20
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cuz bro prob bought some fake shit made from scrap leaf of random tree or sm

#24
SkyXD
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yeah the real sht SHOULD be damn bitter

#28
poiuu20
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fr it taste like the actual color of macha dawg taste bitter and green plus you need to eat it with sweet things

#27
satellite_kov
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when im in japan im gonna go to an ancient shintō temple with traditional matcha an im expecting a literal out of body experience by the way its described

#29
poiuu20
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dont try it bro it just taste like green and bitter but something those richass mf drink

#30
satellite_kov
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i know what you are

#31
poiuu20
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👀

#44
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Ye it acc was bitter but I didn't want to overstate cuz...
Acc nvm, I forgot why I said it like that
But it was bitter
When I tried it, my face scrunched up and I wanted to spit it out ngl

#45
poiuu20
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overrated ash bro anything made from those tea leaf are ass

#46
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Ye
I'd rather have sashimi or some unagi with mocci ice cream as a dessert
Btw, what happen to the uzbek flag

#47
poiuu20
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ppl say shit bout uzbek when im talking to them so i just stopped using it

#48
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Oh nah
That's sad 😢

#49
poiuu20
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nah im ok but saying shit bout country thats not me felt like scapegoat shi so i stopped

#50
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan
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Nah it's okay, you'll still represent uzbekistan in my heart, mb if my country made you feel like this 😔

#51
poiuu20
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hell yeah

#32
pztzy
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I fucking love matcha

#34
poiuu20
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another propaganda consumer make sure to pair with labubu and dubai chocolate shi

#33
poiuu20
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wocky better anyway
I'm drinkin' Wocky and Wocky, I'm tired as shit

#35
IonlywatchvcjXD
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Matcha evolution going from OKish to be hated proves that gatekeepers are valuable in this society

#36
poiuu20
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true people consume anything mainstream and if its bad people would likely say overrated and explain how toxic they are lol

#37
fungame024
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just drink water no?

#38
Prase
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Iced matcha tea latte

3 scoops of matcha powder
3 pumps of brown sugar syrup
Oat milk
Thin vanilla foam
Light ice
Whip cream

That’s my goated customization after many trials at Starbucks. Next time you are there ask them this.

Optional: you can substitute vanilla foam with lavender foam/ cream if you like that.

#39
satellite_kov
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theres no starbucks rly im in australia, but ill try making it myself

#40
FrenchToast
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you know ball. brown sugar with matcha is so good.

#41
9wntr
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lovers rock

#42
satellite_kov
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the bbl player?

#43
9wntr
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he's prolly perfomative
yeah
him

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