Imagine we had proximity chat in real life, like what if i find a cute irl sage main and wanna use comms to her so i ask like “hey wanna duo” because she like quadruple negative so she’ll maybe wanna duo just for the rr so we duo queue for a little bit and then some guy comes and instalocks Reyna and drops 40 so then we both are negative so we end up trio queueing for a bit until I gotta get off so they duo queue but then i get on the next day and she duo queuing with him so i gotta go find another duo and try and queue snipe my old duo so i could diff the guy and hopefully get my duo back but in reality I pull a fl1pzjder so im just forced to stick to solo queue like i been doing my whole life and so i realize that the irl sage main would probably just mute my comms the second i walked anywhere close to her and i’d just be stuck solo queuing again so then there’s no point of even trying to ask for a heal because they will just gonna say they have a duo and they want to heal their duo instead







