Goomana- Counter Tariffs

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bruhmphrey

Hello,

This is an update regarding the ongoing global trade war. Goomania's industries are strong. We do not require your goods or services.
3000% retaliatory tariffs against all nations we subsidize.

In the same vein, we are deporting all immigrants. They will be kept in Fracture and Sunset before being released back to Lotus.

We are strong. VLRians are strong. The Kolkata asylum system will be full of grovelling CS fans.

This message is approved by the authority of the Goomanian Government

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tiyoe

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Can you buy me crypto pls. i need to buy the new bundle in bitcoin

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bruhmphrey

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Goomana battlepass only.

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tiyoe

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will that buy the new bundle or no

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bruhmphrey

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Yeah, it unlocks all skins. You just have to play for a very long time at something called a job, offline. Eventually the surplus value you produce is given back to you in the form of useless currencies (not Goomana). With this you can enter any Crypto platform, ie. coinbase and purchase currency to be used in the item shop.

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tiyoe

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I can't go offline, im sorry. I am waiting for gta 6 rn and im staring at a clock rn counting the minutes until it releases. and im watching tung tung tung sahur lore

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AvgRossiFan

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Just because your name rhymes with Trump you aren't him bro

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bruhmphrey

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As part of your annexation, we will incorporate the USA into Goomania's education system. Then your children might understand what the word "rhymes" means.

MAKE VLR GREAT AGAIN

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AvgRossiFan

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Ik it's not exact rhyming you can pronounce it kinda like brump

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Amygdala30

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You should check your capital… I told you I would stop you.

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bruhmphrey

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Dear Goomd

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BeraJr

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Bro wtf is goomania exactly, like bro I dont get it rly like every other thing which says goomania means something in different websites . In some its a love making website , other are links to games and shit like plz need to know

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bruhmphrey

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Type "Goomana" in the VLR forum search index

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bruhmphrey

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Necro'ed the post for you, its called "Goomana Tracking"