My life was going smooth until Valorant came.

My life was going smooth until Valorant came.

Hi, my name is Dan, I am 20 years old and weighs 500 pounds. But, I wasn't like this before you see 2 years ago i was a stunning tall and muscular guy in school. I got everything, good grades, girls, 6 pack abs, my life was at its prime, but then lockdown occured, as well as the beginning of my journey... To the abyss... While scrolling through the internet I saw this ad from youtube about a game called Valorant. Its a 5v5 fps game similar to csgo. I was like "Yooo, this looks cool I will download this shit." without knowing it is a curse and a burden. 1 week of playing valorant felt good, I was winning games and shit, I was not playing shit at all until I queue'd with the goat Marved. He dominated us with his big juicy brimstone and went 40/0/2 on bind. I was pissed because I dropped a merely 1/13/4 that game and I was embarassed. It didn't stop there. I started losing more and more games until I went insane. I decided to buy the reaver bundle and I immediately went cummy whummy on my monitor because of how horny I was looking at the monitor seeing the purchased bubdle. This went on and on until I wad broke and my girlfriend for 5 years left me because I was gettting fat as fuck and how addicted I am at Valorant. And now I regretted it I now weigh 545 pounds playing valorant for 20 hours a day. For those who read this story, dont be like me, dont fall into the abyss like I did, don't make the same mistake I did that ruined my life, don- Oh, o-oh no... He's here.... ROOAAARRRRR a huge scream came from the corner, it seems to be a man. DAN I SEE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT THESE FOOLS TO STOP PLAYING VALORANT YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!! 👿👿👿👿👿 the monster said. S-sir, please forgive me! I will do any- AAAAHHHHH

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My life was going smooth until Valorant came.

Hi, my name is Dan, I am 20 years old and weighs 500 pounds. But, I wasn't like this before you see 2 years ago i was a stunning tall and muscular guy in school. I got everything, good grades, girls, 6 pack abs, my life was at its prime, but then lockdown occured, as well as the beginning of my journey... To the abyss... While scrolling through the internet I saw this ad from youtube about a game called Valorant. Its a 5v5 fps game similar to csgo. I was like "Yooo, this looks cool I will download this shit." without knowing it is a curse and a burden. 1 week of playing valorant felt good, I was winning games and shit, I was not playing shit at all until I queue'd with the goat Marved. He dominated us with his big juicy brimstone and went 40/0/2 on bind. I was pissed because I dropped a merely 1/13/4 that game and I was embarassed. It didn't stop there. I started losing more and more games until I went insane. I decided to buy the reaver bundle and I immediately went cummy whummy on my monitor because of how horny I was looking at the monitor seeing the purchased bubdle. This went on and on until I wad broke and my girlfriend for 5 years left me because I was gettting fat as fuck and how addicted I am at Valorant. And now I regretted it I now weigh 545 pounds playing valorant for 20 hours a day. For those who read this story, dont be like me, dont fall into the abyss like I did, don't make the same mistake I did that ruined my life, don- Oh, o-oh no... He's here.... ROOAAARRRRR a huge scream came from the corner, it seems to be a man. DAN I SEE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT THESE FOOLS TO STOP PLAYING VALORANT YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!! 👿👿👿👿👿 the monster said. S-sir, please forgive me! I will do any- AAAAHHHHH

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My life was going smooth until Valorant came.

Hi, my name is Dan, I am 20 years old and weighs 500 pounds. But, I wasn't like this before you see 2 years ago i was a stunning tall and muscular guy in school. I got everything, good grades, girls, 6 pack abs, my life was at its prime, but then lockdown occured, as well as the beginning of my journey... To the abyss... While scrolling through the internet I saw this ad from youtube about a game called Valorant. Its a 5v5 fps game similar to csgo. I was like "Yooo, this looks cool I will download this shit." without knowing it is a curse and a burden. 1 week of playing valorant felt good, I was winning games and shit, I was not playing shit at all until I queue'd with the goat Marved. He dominated us with his big juicy brimstone and went 40/0/2 on bind. I was pissed because I dropped a merely 1/13/4 that game and I was embarassed. It didn't stop there. I started losing more and more games until I went insane. I decided to buy the reaver bundle and I immediately went cummy whummy on my monitor because of how horny I was looking at the monitor seeing the purchased bubdle. This went on and on until I wad broke and my girlfriend for 5 years left me because I was gettting fat as fuck and how addicted I am at Valorant. And now I regretted it I now weigh 545 pounds playing valorant for 20 hours a day. For those who read this story, dont be like me, dont fall into the abyss like I did, don't make the same mistake I did that ruined my life, don- Oh, o-oh no... He's here.... ROOAAARRRRR a huge scream came from the corner, it seems to be a man. DAN I SEE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT THESE FOOLS TO STOP PLAYING VALORANT YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!! 👿👿👿👿👿 the monster said. S-sir, please forgive me! I will do any- AAAAHHHHH

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. ahh copypasta