:(((((
Shaker
I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied, “Our relationship is Faker.”
I burst into tears, our relationship was finished.
I was having a dinner at a fine restaurant. After I ordered my 10th beer, I yelled: FAKER! The waiter looked at me and smiled, then he took my plate off the table. He knew I was finished