vlr announce full roster ahead of 2027

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since berLINglazer announced that he is exploring his options(https://www.vlr.gg/761915/vlr-allow-berlinglazer-to-explore-options), vlr have been trialing with players from every region for the past month and have finalized their roster.

vlr have signed eric "king_bob" morgan and big "laundry" machine for the duelist and sentinel role respectively.

king_bob has been known since his days in banana esports and the 2026 masters run with them, whilst laundry is known for being a tier 2 talent in the market.

"yeah bro they was offering a mil a month so i really couldnt resist that shi" said king_bob after he was asked about this on his stream.
after vlr's headcoach zak9 was asked about the signing of the rookie "laundry" he stated : "if i speak im in big trouble"
lyssss has reportedly sold his hosue to get these signings through.

vlr is now :
cameran
asunaluvr
governorglazer
king_bob
laundry
whzyglazer(inactive)
zak9(HC)
lyssss(homeless manager)

#2
trentglazer
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am i at least on the academy team

#3
BirdyHero
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ig bro

#4
Thegreat
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Lol do you guys even fulfill the minimum ascendant requirement?

#19
FancyPancy
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you clearly dont

#5
iceypicks
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what an awful team

#6
BirdyHero
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tell that to zak9

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iceypicks
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hes a paycheck stealer

#10
BirdyHero
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idk bro

#8
king_bob
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eric fucking morgan

#9
BirdyHero
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ye

#11
Fool69
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Can I be an anlayst plss plsss✌️✌️✌️

#12
trentglazer
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drop the valoplants
show us what you got

#13
md_
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yo tf you mean what about my contract

#14
trentglazer
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you're the flashback of vlr
you're on the academy team with me

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md_
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hell nah

#16
trentglazer
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then retire unc

#17
md_
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im just 9 months old not unc

#18
trentglazer
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im typing ts from the womb
get with the times

#20
iceypicks
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bahahhaha they cut you like they cut keiko

#21
md_
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shut up

#24
iceypicks
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aww

#22
Schue7ze
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Can I be the team‘s dad? I only visit this site to chat every couple of weeks

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BirdyHero
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fym the teams dad

#25
Schue7ze
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I only check in with the team every other month

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