Mine was, the other day I went out to print my mid term assignment, I saw a fat ass guy around 190cm tall and 150cm wide with a note taped on his back, "I dare you to fart on my ugly face and pinch my nipples"
so I got confused like is it a prank or just his fetish. I didn't wann be rude to him, so I did what the note said and whisper in his ear to make it up for him, "U so cute fata... um handsome" and quietly removed the taped note.
He shook his head and said in his deep heavy pig voice, "nahh Hiko is the cutest"
I mean people are dumb out there... never going out again. never.