wtf did I just read

National news outlet article:

Wave of Explosive Diarrhea Sweeps Across Multiple U.S. States

yall gotta lay off the chipotle for a lil bit

We are not laying off the taco bell

Not them slurping that five guys sauce 😂😂😂

it’s the kind of diarrhea that just flows out ur butt with no need for any wiping afterwards. it’s lowkey a life hack

i've had diarrhea for about half of the days in 2026

This is the typa news headlines you see on plague inc.

would you believe it's actually vegetables causing it?

it's actually the produce

dont let it come nyc