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I am from the future!

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#1
KregMaster123

Ask me questions and I answer them

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DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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potter in masters?

#4
KregMaster123
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Yes EG qualifies for masters

#3
Fluffyy
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will tsm ever get out of groups?

#5
KregMaster123
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Yes, in the year 2069

#20
KregMaster123
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but they get 26-0'd by FPX in Masters and then TSM withdraws from Valorant , and becomes a joke in Valorant History

#23
Fluffyy
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groups as in na open qualifier*

#31
KregMaster123
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Yea, but they make it to Masters too since NA becomes dead region by then

#47
Ningen
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aren't they already a joke?

#6
Hasbulla
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Have you ever been to Vatican?

#7
KregMaster123
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No

#45
Hasbulla
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Thank you KregMaster123!

#8
emiliatanmajitenshi
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will my ex come back to me?

#9
KregMaster123
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Nope

#11
emiliatanmajitenshi
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yup im expecting this sadge

#10
S0v4k
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Who's the winner of champs 2022?

#13
KregMaster123
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Gambit 3-2 KRU
last map is triple OT and keznit drops 60 kills in that map but the rest of his team chokes

#14
S0v4k
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Best match incoming then🥶

#12
ciro
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Does lulquid win champs

#15
KregMaster123
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Nope Acend defeats them in the semis sadly

#72
nematoma
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wait a second... u said the finals would be gambit vs kru but acend beat liquid in semi?? HMMMMM

#73
KregMaster123
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yeah mb, it's the match before semis, whatever it's called, quarterfinals ig

#16
SKara
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When will Queen Elizabeth II die?

#18
KregMaster123
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in the year 2026 when she turns 100

#90
simza
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impossible

#106
ItsaMe
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she's immortal

#107
KregMaster123
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Well then maybe it was faked ¯_(ツ)_/¯

#17
Ta1da
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In future do we use our dick as wifi towers?

#19
KregMaster123
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?
These type of humans are deported to Venus

#21
bandwagondestroyer
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will dubai ever host a offical riot valorant event?

#26
KregMaster123
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Yes, and it the biggest and most fabulous ever!
Irl crowd count is 30,000
and online viewership reaches the second maximum at 4.5M

#22
SpaceCow
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Is there a tsm roster for candy crush?

#29
KregMaster123
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No.

#24
Sprouts
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Will SEN ever win another tournament?

#27
KregMaster123
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They win one major in the year 2029, but then NA is dominated by 100T which has 4 international players in the roster and Asuna

#25
sp3cbro
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Will s1mple switch to valorant?

#28
KregMaster123
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Yes, he switches in 2 years after choking the PGL major in Oslo
and as people expected, he dominated the scene

#30
number1_ScreaM_fan
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do i ever get a gf

#33
KregMaster123
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No...
and ScreaM never replies to your DM
but you get recognized by Jonas who gives you free Liquid merch

#36
number1_ScreaM_fan
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less go but i asked someone out the other day and they said they were busy and said thanks anyways. do i ever go on a date with her :)

#39
KregMaster123
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You go for the date, but she gets to know that you are on vlr, and dashes from the place ditching you

#46
KregMaster123
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jk jk
All the Best :)

#68
number1_ScreaM_fan
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thanks bro <3

#32
Slashyiguess
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will a team from SEA ever win champs?

#34
Fluffyy
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yes a team named "sakkon" enters the scene and wins champions 3-0 gambit

#41
Slashyiguess
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sakkon?

#42
Fluffyy
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sakkon deez nuts

#43
S0v4k
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W lmaooooo

#50
Slashyiguess
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You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.

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Fluffyy
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You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.

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Thomaslee
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You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.

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fatpoipoiiii
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You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny making basic jokes with no punchlines? I bet you think you're really witty posting this kind of cringey stuff. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.

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tRONGOD
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Oh boi you literally dived into that one

#35
SpaceCow
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pretty sure rossi leaves GE, joins a SEA org and wins them champs

#37
KregMaster123
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yes SEA wins 3 majors in total within the next 12 majors

#38
StrongGhostMayor
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In the future, do people still hecking love Tenz?

#44
KregMaster123
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40% people still do
60% don't do because of that 40%
but he later falls off and retires in the year 2031 after winning the major in the year 2029

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ssw
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When will apocalypse happen

#48
KregMaster123
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In the year 2340
Valorant is dead by then and Fortnite takes over the whole of gaming industry

#49
D3ltAgg
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Will we ever get to Masters ? (Indian team )

#55
KregMaster123
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SkRossi leaves GE and he joins a new roster named Insomniacs
and VLT and Insomniacs win the only 2 majors for India

#51
wkeyspectre
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when will my dad come home

#59
KregMaster123
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In a few hours :)

#61
wkeyspectre
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thank you lord

#110
ItsShadowXD
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Has your father returned?

#121
wkeyspectre
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yep he brought milk too

#122
S0v4k
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W

#53
PRLV
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How many majors will gambit win

#60
KregMaster123
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5 in total , in a span of 31 years

#54
justboy
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When will hiko get out of 100T so we can all be happy?

#57
KregMaster123
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In 2029 cuz of age(not cuz of his performance), after that 100T dominates NA for 20 years

#56
kucD
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Does hiko pull any insane clutches?

#58
KregMaster123
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Yep many!

#62
ciro
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Does ScreaM ever win a major

#63
valulrantefanboy
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never

#64
6vine
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2022

#65
KregMaster123
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Yes 2023 and 2027
He retires from pro val in the year 2029 after losing to SEN in the major finals in Brussels, belgium

#67
Fluffyy
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#champions2022inthebag

#69
archetype
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does korea make it out of groups and do they win anything

#75
KregMaster123
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Yeah they win 2 majors, one by VS and the other one by some new team formed in 2026

#70
JettEnjoyer
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Will my arcane and champions skins could be ever cost more than $3000?

#74
KregMaster123
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Never

#76
JettEnjoyer
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:( men

#77
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Brazil wins something or not :\

#80
KregMaster123
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Yeah, they eventually become the second strongest region and win 4 majors in 20 years

#83
0-0
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it's ok

#84
0-0
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vivo keyd will win some champions

#78
i_come_from_hltv
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Will zombs be good?

#81
KregMaster123
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His level will be the same as he was in the year 2022

#79
ragegrexo
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will boaster ever win champions?
and if yes what dance will he make?

#82
KregMaster123
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Sadly no, Boaster doesn't win champions, but he wins 2 masters events tho

#85
ragegrexo
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will al0rante then win champions?

#88
KregMaster123
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Yeah al0rante wins one champions,
He plays insanely well in the year 2024 and get's picked up by a new big org in 2025 with many other great benched players , and they win the 2025 champions

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Backoxy
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will turkey win a major tournament on the valorant stage

#92
KregMaster123
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yeah they win 2 in the year 2033 and 2034, it was the peak of turkish valorant, with big viewerships and all

#91
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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what is the highest peak viewership that a valorant match gets? and which teams are playing in it?

#94
KregMaster123
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2029 major finals, 7.2M Viewers live on twitch and youtube combined and 25000 Offline crowd
SEN vs G2
SEN win that match 3-2, Very close match with one map going double OT

#93
sussybaka
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Is ELO Hell real, and why?

#96
KregMaster123
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yep,
many people buy fake accounts in valorant in the future cuz valo ranks become a living status for people, and so due to these people, the real good people can't rank up and ranked is criticized every single act and riot ignores it blatantly and keeps on launching skins and agents
there will be 45 agents within 6 years

#95
Akaxashi
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when will i touch the grass?

#97
KregMaster123
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After you take this Ratio :)

#98
Sem1-
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How many guys am I going to kiss in 2022

#100
KregMaster123
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0
you're on vlr

#99
Metal
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Will I get a girlfriend ?

#101
KregMaster123
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#101

#102
yungbasel
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Will there be doping scandals in Valorant? Will any coaches get caught taking cocaine @ LAN?

#103
KregMaster123
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yep just for 1 time tho
can't reveal the team name or the coach name sry

#104
trola
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whos gonna win master 1?

#105
KregMaster123
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Gambit

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cyclone221
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Does LG win champions or a masters event?

#112
KregMaster123
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One masters event held in LA

#109
makoidk
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Can i become a time traveler like you

#117
KregMaster123
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For that you will have to play Valorant for 200hours straight without sleeping,eating,breathing,drinking

#111
ItsShadowXD
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Will Pakistan ever win champs? Will I ever get good at Valorant?

#115
KregMaster123
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Not champs, but masters they win one
for the second question : NO

#113
MilanTheMyth
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Will I ever get Gold?

#114
R4BOCOP
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no

#116
KregMaster123
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No, you derank to bronze cuz you are so frustrated with the ranking systems and matchmakings that you start throwing ranked matches

#118
MilanTheMyth
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atleady happened

#119
Angry
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do i end up being a sentinels player by 2030? im bronze but grinding to be TenZ's iconic duo. if so, will we win some Majors??

#120
KregMaster123
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Yes, u replace zombs and sentinels wins the 2029 major :)

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