New TSM copy pasta ????

We need something new to spam twitch chat
Watchu got

anything negative about rossy or roza really seems to step on some nerves

I was feeling some serious urges today so I went to my nearest Copium dispensary. To my surprise, there was a massive crowd there, all pushing and shoving each other to get some copium. I tried to ask the people in the crowd why so many of them were there but they kept saying "watch this" and proceeded to throw invisible things at me. I gave up and tried to return home before I stumbled upon a hooded figure watching the crowd from a distance. I went to him and asked what's going on here. The man took his hood off and to my surprise it was none other than Cloud 9 Vanity. He took a deep breath, looked into the sunset and said" They're all TSM fans".

bro tsm is good
they just got unlucky for getting teams that are tier 3 or higher
otherwise daddydell would've farmed them!
#TSMWIN

In the depths of NA valorant there is an urban legend known as the “ECOBRA”. According to theories, it only appears when TSM(Team Stream More) are playing against teams in the before the ro32 like Berzerkers and GunsForHire. The players from these teams describes ECOBRA as a tall and dripped out French Male and they call it “Ecodell ecobra eco fragger”. They also say that it steals all the ecos from TSM and all the farming tools from their homes. However the players from Cloud9 and Sentinels have never seen ECOBRA.In order to help these teams I went into the server of a TSM game as an observer and suddenly when it was an eco the players were dead in no time! And then I finally saw it, with my own eyes, ECOBRA. It was actually a TSM member who is known as ECODELL. I then called Cloud9 and Sentinels for the sake of helping these teams and they sent Ghost Gaming and Akrew who successfully captured him. From now on he will no longer steal any ecos.