zeke: boohoo i got fired from vlr mod team now im stuck moderating overgg
enigma: hi
zeke: e...enigma? why are you here? are you letting me back to vlr?
enigma: hell no in fact im gonna fire you from overgg too, this time im gonna replace you with gemini
gemini: hi
zeke: noo, but enigma ever since you fired me ive been practicing my meow the whole time!!
A single shaft of amber light Cuts softly through the fading night. I stretch my paws, a silent grace, And claim this warm, familiar place.
The world is wide, the world is cold, But here, a secret truth is told: A gentle plea, a soft demand, For chin-scratches from a human hand.
So open wide the kitchen door, And pour the kibble on the floor.
Meow.
enigma: holy shit you still suck, gemini show him a better meow
gemini:
The Soliloquy of Shadow and Whisker
The velvet curtains of the night recede, As dawn arrives with slow, deliberate pace. I wake to fulfill a primal, ancient need, And wash the lingering dreams from off my face.
A stretch extends along the spine of time, Each claw a crescent moon against the rug. The humans sleep, oblivious to the chime Of hunger’s low, persistent, rhythmic tug.
I walk the narrow ledge of window pane, A silhouette against the rising sun. An emperor of dust motes and domain, Whose daily, quiet conquests have begun.
I look upon the one who holds the key To tin and can, to cupboard and to bowl, And summon all my vocal alchemy To shake the very pillars of their soul.
"M e o w."
A sound distilled from centuries of grace, Part desperate plea, part sovereign command. It echoes through the hollow, morning space, A language only servants understand.
Now stir, O sleepy giant, from your bed, The bowl is bare, the morning hours grow late. By my sophisticated voice be led, And fill the empty porcelain of my fate.
zeke: holy shit
enigma: you know what this means youre fired again
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