again americas only because i cba to do 4 of them
duelist: virtyy or 2026 kickoffs jawg
initiator: cauanzin / p0ppin
controller: pANcada
sentinel: tex
flex: Zellsis
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i thought about throwing him in there but i was going off of vct 2026 players
thought about this for way too long, established Tier 1 teams only.
starting roster:
2023 SEN Dephh, can’t remember a single game he went positive or had a bright individual performance. dropped after only a few months. Awful IGL too.
2024 DFM Neth, somehow was the worst player on a team that didn’t win a single game all year in the region with some of the worst teams in the world besides DRX, GENG, and PRX that season. (flex)
2025 2G Pryze, again was the worst player on a team that literally lost to a team of subs and was immediately dropped. (flash ini)
2023 peak glue KC XMS, KC were so dogshit that it produced the best platchat moment in their history imo (iykyk) (smokes and IGL)
2024 Loud QCK, he was so bad at everything loud tried, he couldn’t awp, couldn’t play jett, they tried phoenix and even that didn’t work. genuinely hilarious moment in VCT history that he even got a chance.
please add your favorite shit player ball knowledge and downvote me if you think i misremembered how bad some of these players were. Could have added more from t2 players but didn’t wanna make the list too long and was somewhat compared to how hyped the player was at the time and how ass they were.
honorable mentions:
2026 eggster post yoru nerf
Zombs post rolex
2022 Zeta Crow
EDG nobody
KC Newzera
furia havoc on kayo
C0M when he isn’t flanking
cb on neon
VIT destrian and BONECOLD
bleed yay on viper/second duelist
redgar IGL
Ange1 when he can’t die first
NRG Ardiis
midseason transfer Rossy to kill vibes
Urango (Lol)
Estrella
APAC Governor
random chinese coaching staff to pick shit comps
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