- BO5 marteen
- veto forsaken
- evil nats
- random chinese player that you know nothing about but will stomp your favorite teams and get eliminated after
- koalanoob after people put FURIA at bottom in their Santiago tierlist
The leaves were long, the grass was green,
The vct-umbels tall and fair,
And in the glade a light was seen
Of stars in shadow shimmering.
f4ngeer was dancing there
To music of a pipe unseen,
And light of stars was in his hair,
And in his jersey glimmering.
There ED came from mountains cold.
And lost he wandered under leaves,
And where the vct-river rolled
He walked alone and sorrowing.
He peered between the hemlock-leaves
And saw in wonder flowers of gold
Upon his mantle and his sleeves,
And his hair like shadow following.
Enchantment healed his weary feet
That over hills were doomed to roam;
And forth he hastened, strong and fleet,
And grasped at moonbeams glistening.
Through woven woods in All-Gamers-home
He lightly fled on dancing feet,
And left him lonely still to roam
In the silent forest listening.
He heard there oft the flying sound
Of feet as light as linden-leaves,
Or music welling underground,
In hidden hollows quavering.
Now withered lay the vct-sheaves,
And one by one with sighing sound
Whispering fell the beachen leaves
In wintry woodland wavering.
He sought him ever, wandering far
Where leaves of years were thickly strewn,
By light of moon and ray of star
In frosty heavens shivering.
His mantle glinted in the moon,
As on a hill-top high and far
He danced, and at his feet was strewn
A mist of silver quivering.
When winter passed, he came again,
And his song released the sudden spring,
Like rising lark, and falling rain,
And melting water bubbling.
He saw the elven-flowers spring
About his feet, and healed again
He longed by him to win and qualify
Upon the grass untroubling.
Again roman fled, but swift ED came,
f4ngeer! f4ngeer!
He called her by his vct name;
And there he halted listening.
One moment stood he, and a spell
His voice laid on him: ED came,
And doom fell on f4ngeer
That in his arms lay glistening.
As ED looked into his eyes
Within the shadows of his hair,
The trembling starlight of the skies
He saw there mirrored shimmering.
f4ngeer the vct-fair,
Immortal player valorant-wise,
About him cast his shadowy hair
And arms like silver glimmering.
Long was the way that fate them bore,
O'er stony mountains cold and grey,
Through halls of iron and darkling door,
And woods of nightshade morrowless.
The Sundering Seas between them lay,
And yet at last they met once more,
And long ago they won away
In the forest singing sorrowless.
sshhh don't bring him up. let him introduce himself when he drop 30 bombs.
I'm with you but getting to internationals to be eliminated early won't get a player much recognition for non-cn watchers
Sure but he did good individually here. Unfortunately I don't expect XLG to do much internationally again this year if they don't sort out Rarga's mental issues (and their collective crumbles at times)
4 is for sure happywei and he's about to demolish his way into playoffs
yo listen up ⁉️
you ever see someone not just play valorant but straight rewrite the GODDAMN HISTORY BOOKS? that’s marteen. dude went absolute apeshit in the VCT EMEA Kickoff — back-to-back BO5s, no rest, no mercy — and ended up with 126 kills on the board, smashing records that people thought were untouchable. 🧊🔥
not 88. not 106. not even 111.
126 kills.
the kind of number that makes analysts mute their mics and players rethink career choices. the Yoru just walked into the enemy spawn, waved goodbye to their plans, and walked out with a goddamn statline. 🧠💀
Gentle Mates needed a miracle to punch their ticket to Masters Santiago, and marteen didn’t just deliver — he literally rewrote the rules mid-match. records shattered. egos broken. Fnatic left wondering if they’d accidently queued ranked solo-duo. ⚰️
people on reddit are like: “he’s not even possible human” and “marteen must be using cheats because that aim isn’t real.” little do they know… this man’s just unlocked the next tier of reality. 👁️🗨️💯
if valorant had a pantheon?
marteen = the winter deity who looks at a record and says: not tall enough. ❄️🏆
holy shit I just realised if you were to add an a between t and s that would make nats backwards satan