Every time I watch Karmine Corp face a top team, I swear I lose a piece of my soul. We dominate the easy matches, we farm the bottom of the standings, and I’m sitting there thinking 'this is it, this is our year.' Then the moment we face an actual contender, KC transforms into a charity organization, handing out rounds like Halloween candy. I’m tired of being the 'almost' team. I’m tired of saying 'next split.' I’m tired of convincing myself that we’re just warming up. The warmup ended in 2023. Please, Karmine Corp, I am begging you — stop choking and start winning when it matters.