Well played Kennys

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one time i was going to the bank with my daughter to grab some funds to pay for her $12,000/semester private preschool tuition. it was an unfortunate day to go because a highly armed robber decided that he was gonna cop some bands on that day. all of the civilians decided to take cover under desks and even behind some of the employees. i was hiding under a desk with my daughter and another man. my daughter was shivering and crying. i though i had to do something. i’m a retired U.S. marine veteran and i played CS 1.6 and grinded to silver 4 in CSGO, so i should have enough expertise to take care of the robber before any civilians were hurt. as i started to move, the guy next to me said “wait” and he pointed to a figure in the distance. it was the Kenny “kennyS” Schrub, and he was posted with an operator scoped in. all the sudden, i hear the screeching shot of a forsaken operator as he completely whiffs the bullet wide left of the robber. the robber then 180s, 1 taps kenny in the head and then proceeds to murk the entire bank lobby including me and my daughter. as i lie there dying, my last words were “kennyS is overrated”