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Ranking every team left

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schlong

Ranking every team that could still, theoretically, win Champions (this list is like half-joking half-real so don't take too serious)

  1. Gambit - nuff said
  2. NV - el diablo and marved diff
  3. SEN - TenZ and friends, but his friends need to tell him to never play raze again, stick to jett and reyna plz
  4. Vision Strikers - Korean overlords
  5. Acend - they have still yet to reach full potential IMO
  6. G2 - sentinels should be called frosted flakes cause keloqz owns them
  7. 100T - boomer buff will be in effect for rest of VCT
  8. TL - double the brothers, double the headshots
  9. KRU - keznit should teach TenZ raze
  10. SMB - would rank top 3 if every tournament was online
  11. Paper Rex - f0rsaken my favorite skin, also good player
  12. Vivo Keyd - heat delivers a beating to other teams, and ntk to his gf
  13. Nuturn - solo wasn't even trying smh, he was tanking to get hyeoni
  14. Crazy Racoon - aka what Gambit fears most
  15. XSET - zekken is only 16 bruh how
  16. Fnatic - Boaster was saving strats cause he knew Gambit would carry them to Champions dw
  17. Team Secret - not proven yet but they beat f0rsaken himself
  18. F4Q - Bunny plays Raze and goes crazy, while FiveK bags the ladies
  19. Guild - bonkar is perhaps the most mechanically gifted man to ever touch a computer
  20. HL - yet another victim of the CR
    20.5. X10 - patiphan is almost as good at valorant as he is at magic
  21. C9B - son of steel has officially surpassed his master, and they will definitely cause Chaos at LCQ
  22. DWG - t3xture will obliterate everyone at LCQ
  23. FaZe - corey alone would probably rank in the top 50 teams
  24. OBG - coffee best yoru world
  25. OXG - name ironic considering that they stop breathing whenever they face TL
  26. V1 - Oderus will be the prophet that takes this team to the promised land
    26.5 VKS - it hurts to see people joking about gtn, some just can't appreciate true greatness
  27. Gen.G - gmd lurk too strong
  28. nth - Seoldam so good Riot had to nerf him
  29. FUT - they have like 9 players how can they lose
  30. LG - pains me to think that 100T could have had YaBoiDre on LAN if they kept him
  31. Furia - the NV of Brazil (at least NV before yay and marved)
  32. Rise - would put them higher but I am disappointed that a team with Superman and Neptune can't make Berlin
  33. Australs - #1 csgo team for 3 years but can't even win latam smh
  34. GE -

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  1. BOOM - what a bathroom sounds like after someone who has eaten chipotle uses it
  2. 6karma - aka second to kru
  3. Sharks - they went to Europe just to lose to a new team
  4. Full Sense - got nothing for this one tbh
  5. GL

mwerza: I need help
GL: ok here's an astra one trick
mwerza: wtf

  1. Fennel - they almost beat zeta so they kinda nice wit it
  2. Chiefs ESC - wronski diff
  3. anubis - shalaby pride of egypt
  4. Order - slowly losing my will to type these rn
  5. Infinity Esports - they exist ig
  6. Reject - any reject fans?
  7. lazer - isn't this a rapper
    holy this *was way too long
#2
sheahhhh
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tenz and friendz k guess its nats and friends too

#3
gutszeraa
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navi, giants, and zeta cannot make it to champions

#4
drabr420
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why crazy racoon over giants

#5
Merc2
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going outside touching grass seems pretty hard huh? Why not touch your hair

#6
Mkin11
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26.Vikings- the return of godtn

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schlong
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gutszeraa [#3]

navi, giants, and zeta cannot make it to champions

yea just revised, ty my brain kinda died midway thru

#8
andreyoliveira7
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"Vivo Keyd - heat delivers a beating to other teams, and ntk to his gf" LMAO

#9
schlong
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Merc2 [#5]

going outside touching grass seems pretty hard huh? Why not touch your hair

oh the irony

#10
baitpolice
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schlong [#9]

oh the irony

you both need to

#11
Revlo
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100T>G2 and Acend

#12
Aperture
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sheahhhh [#2]

tenz and friendz k guess its nats and friends too

1-14

#13
manca
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forgot vikings lmao
gtn and frz top 2 duelists

#14
swaglord69
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sheahhhh [#2]

tenz and friendz k guess its nats and friends too

nt

#15
leleuu
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where is mwzera the king of amazon?

#16
KiwisAreAwesome
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45. Reject - any reject fans?
Reject fan here
Reject finna lose :( my favourite player on the team is inactive atm so i dont think they will do fantastic but im just here for good valorant :)

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Sprouts
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KiwisAreAwesome [#16]

45. Reject - any reject fans?
Reject fan here
Reject finna lose :( my favourite player on the team is inactive atm so i dont think they will do fantastic but im just here for good valorant :)

Just wondering, how'd u become a Reject fan?
I've seen like 2 on this site including u

#18
mattgg2015
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the top 15 should be all NA/EU except maybe VS

#19
HikoWhiffs
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lmao

#20
ranker11
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you forgot to rank 500 other teams

#21
big_chungus69
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G2 - sentinels should be called frosted flakes cause keloqz owns them

sentinels needs to disband after this, there is no coming back

#22
Sunot
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Paper rex does not deserve 11 I think. X-10 and Secret slighly better but I think they should be lower ranked than 11

#23
Asphyxia
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15 Burger King foot lettuce the last thing you would want in your burger king burger is somebody’s foot fungus.

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KiwisAreAwesome
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Sprouts [#17]

Just wondering, how'd u become a Reject fan?
I've seen like 2 on this site including u

lmao yeah its me and one other guy
but i saw a clip of Dep (reject inactive player) once which got me to watch more of Asian valorant so now i really like watching korean, japanese, sea and my favourite japanese team is Reject :)

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alfasuse
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drabr420 [#4]

why crazy racoon over giants

Cause they're garbo

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