Your Nightmare roster 2024

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Vesprit

Imagine you would have to make a team and once the team wins its first match in T1 you die. Who would you put in a roster? The players can be from any region but they have to have fitting roles so you would have to pick the worst duelist, the worst controller etc.
Who you got losing eternally?

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shermie

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Clone Tacolilla 4 times, ez

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AlexSMTxx

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finally people start recognizing the best player to ever touch this game

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kaibe8

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just pick people that don't speak english
like some from MIBR and some random chinese guys

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Vesprit

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I love that idea😂😂😂

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soonwookong

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legit but i think theres a good chance the brazilians speak english, you gotta remember to put a bad english-only speaker with a horrifying accent in there too

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yawnster

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Y0y - Duelist
Redcar - Controller
Hav0c - Sentinel
Trashies - initiator
S0ulcas - Flex

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Docta

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who IGL?

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PandaPrince

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has to be y1y cuz he's gonna get them inserted b main xD

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YvngKurry

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shanks x5

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Kirya

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y*y/assuna
Crashies
Victor
Marved
Ethan(igl)
Chet(coach)

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ersagaswdgsadghagtdsg

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wtf

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Kirya

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Worst t1 players in every role

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Ullyr

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Based

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Hidero_

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will give asuna credit where credit is due, he looks better this year. calls are still shit and i believe someone needs to duct tape his mouth, but he isnt playing as bad as last year

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Subreezy

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mibr 2024

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thefaz31

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Take JD gaming out of china and put them in americas

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Tacolila duelist, Newzera initiator, xms sentinel, SkRossi flex and takej controller

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FireII

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unironically skrossi will get u a win

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randomperson

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im guessing they have to be playing t1 and i have to have an igl so i'd go
Duelist: yay
Initiator: Mazin
Sentinel: neth
Controller: Redgar (IGL)
Flex: 2ge

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kanyefan4238173

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assuming i have to use tier 1 players

duelist: yay (age 25)
sentinel: neth (age 27)
flex: kon4n (age 25)
smokes: melser (age 28)
initiator: ange1 (age 34)

the language barriers alone should buy me a year or two.. after that point i will have two 27 year olds, a 29 year old, a 30 year old and a 36 year old

at that point ange1 and melser will be mechanically weak asf, on top of neth and kon4n who arent great mechanically either.

i think if they cant win a game within 2 years i should automatically win due to their ages

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Vesprit

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Damn I like the thought process youre thinking into the distant future

#15

Hyssopus1

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Duelist:Yay
Initiator:Lakia
Sentinel:Klaus
Controller:Melser
Flex: Zellsis

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dezzo

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ange0
fns
redgar
saadhak
jessievash

no aim all brain

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Vesprit

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Saadhak has aim but yeah this roster would get aced every round

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octopi

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forgot to add boaster

#24

Vesprit

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Boaster replacing saadhak would be the move yeah

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Bro doesn't know about the 1 in 10 maps where ANGE1 gets possessed by the gods of 1.6 and clears aspas before having a giga troll map in order to balance out the forces of the universe

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Simp4Bahiyyih

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mibr
chet

#22

Ibbi807

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blazeking
yay
havoc
Berl1n
beyaz

all bums, especially y0y havoc and berlin
Indonesian, english, portugese, taiwanese, and french
im living forever

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saebr

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can i use t2 players? a lot of those guys would find a way to get molly wopped

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Vesprit

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Nah but there are players in T1 that belong to T2

#28

RAFIF

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Y0y
Assuna
fl0pjder
SKRossi 🐐
M0zera
Berl0n

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bronzil_enjoyer

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-assuna +tenten

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SomeoneLikeU

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Duelist: asuna
Initiator: mazin
Controller: Boaster
Sentinel: chichoo
Flex: kon4n

#31

Macdaddy_Val

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Furia

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gfnchaoz

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the dfm roster rn
-meiy
+y0y

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zahin1018

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Skrossi
Redcar
Asuna
Xms
Newzera

Coach Emil

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parasite

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Dsg

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bronzil_enjoyer

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y0y
steel
gengshta
crazyguy
egoist

coach: 🐀zam

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Vesprit

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Lol they would grief each other every game xd

#39

sheahhhh

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UK's best roster

ec1s
boaster
d0phh
botcas
mistic

#43

number1_cNed_fan

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i go full emea

shadow - init
redgar - smokes igl
keloqz - duelist
aslanmashadow - sentinel
koldamenta - flex

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bronzil_enjoyer

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can win vs dfm

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number1_cNed_fan

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nah goat meiy would smoke this roster

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Vesprit

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I see you dying within a year

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sleeek

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pacific edition

IGL/flex - fl1pzjder
duelist - SKrossi
smoke - estrella
sentinel - retla
initiator - carpe

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BulkyLettuce

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give me 5 y0y's