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Turkey is trash.

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#1
Asphyxia

Have any of you guys ever eaten Turkey? It tastes like shit ngl. It's so dry. Just get some chicken and make something edible instead.

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it is nice wtf

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JettOnetap
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FPX to SMB?
You are an intellectual 🤘

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HackNaija
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why have these baits became so popular

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Asphyxia
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Mdkns [#2]

it is nice wtf

!?!?!?!?! I think even Thanksgiving is better without turkey. Turkey just has a bad texture and feels like you're eating rubber. And even with gravy. It's just a b tier meat.

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Asphyxia
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HackNaija [#4]

why have these baits became so popular

Wdym I'm baiting. This is legit.

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cokeandyoghurt
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Marinate it first

#8
ShadowisBAD
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LMFAO , WATCH Turkey actually win berlin it would be funny

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Asphyxia
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JettOnetap [#3]

FPX to SMB?
You are an intellectual 🤘

I have always been an FPX, SMB, GUILD, BDS fan. And I will always support those 4 teams. Those are my current favorites. When the SMB team was formed of Paura, Russ, and Izzy. I literally hard fanboyed them immediately. But I have FPX copium in my veins.

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turkey
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bruh

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Faqz
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cokeandyoghurt [#7]

Marinate it first

And potatoes

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Asphyxia
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cokeandyoghurt [#7]

Marinate it first

I still think it's subpar compared to chicken. The amount of work you have to make good turkey is so much less than chicken. And you could make better chicken at that price point.

And marinating is makes it so that you can't create gravy from the turkey and storebought gravy. For me at least. I find it disgusting.

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Asphyxia
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Faqz [#11]

And potatoes

But you might as well just eat the potatoes with beef. 10 times better.

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Asphyxia
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turkey [#10]

bruh

Ur trash bro. Git gud.

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ShadowisBAD [#8]

LMFAO , WATCH Turkey actually win berlin it would be funny

How does a fucking bird win Berlin- ah this wasn't a cooking forum. Sorry about this post. Don't mind it.

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BERHAVA
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0/8 bait.
i dont like it either

#17
arzuluvkitty
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calm yo tiddies down

#18
AlCost
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..

#19
Asphyxia
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BERHAVA [#16]

0/8 bait.
i dont like it either

Turkey is disgusting. Why do you disagree with me. I feel like everyone has a twisted mind about Turkey when literally it costs so much. Tastes like shit half the time. Is dry if you don't marinate to make a good gravy. And is too salty if you brine it.

It's a b tier meat.

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Asphyxia
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arzuluvkitty [#17]

calm yo tiddies down

True I probably should.

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AlCost [#18]

..

It's just simply facts. What's there to laugh about.

#22
array
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Ok but have you tried turkey and goat? That one goes well together

#23
Asphyxia
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array [#22]

Ok but have you tried turkey and goat? That one goes well together

Goat? interesting. I have never tried that. That'll be something to try this thanksgiving.

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MrPanda123
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nice try cant get me

#25
hiyo
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decent bait but didn't fall for it 4/8

#26
Gokyuzu26
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i only ate turkey once and it was seriously awfull chicken is the best

#27
cqstro_y0y0
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5/8

#28
Daniveus
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nah turkey tastes good

#29
emirerays
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Asphyxia [#15]

How does a fucking bird win Berlin- ah this wasn't a cooking forum. Sorry about this post. Don't mind it.

KEKW

#30
kindereggmodel
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0/8 bait... its so obvious ur talking about actual edible turkey...

#31
wanted
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6/8 i'll give you this one

#32
Mememeister1
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Mdkns [#2]

it is nice wtf

it's nice the first day but after that you don't ever want to eat it again due to fatigue

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