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Our Lord and Saviour

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we_love_zekken

Listen up, VLR.gg warriors, because I'm about to drop some knowledge bombs that'll make your head spin faster than a Raze ult on Bind. You think you're ready for this? You think you can handle the truth I'm about to lay down? Sit down, buckle up, and brace yourself, because I'm about to introduce you to a player that's going to redefine everything you thought you knew about Valorant. Meet Sen Zekken, the man, the myth, the absolute freaking legend.

This dude's aim? It's not just good; it's god-tier. We're talking about a man who could flick to heads like he's swatting flies, a man whose crosshair placement is so crispy, you could hear it snap from across the map. And his game sense? Don't even get me started. It's like he's got a crystal ball, predicting rotations and strats before the enemy team even thinks about making a move.

You thought you knew what it meant to be versatile? Sen Zekken's about to show you the true meaning of the word. He doesn't just switch up his playstyle; he morphs into a completely different beast depending on what the team needs. One round he's a lurking menace, the next he's an in-your-face duelist, fragging out like it's his birthright.

And clutch? Please. Sen Zekken doesn't just clutch; he chokes out the competition with his bare hands. 1v5? More like another day at the office for this guy. He's the type of player that makes you question your own existence, the type of player that leaves you wondering how someone can be so damn good at clicking heads.

But don't you dare think for a second that Sen Zekken's just a solo queue hero. This man's the ultimate team player, setting up plays that'll leave your jaw on the floor and your mind blown. His utility usage? It's like watching a maestro conduct a symphony of chaos and destruction, every ability perfectly timed and perfectly placed.

And now, as Gen G steps up to the plate, thinking they've got a chance against the king? Oh, they better think again. Because Sen Zekken's about to remind them why he's the best in the game, why he's the one true carry that every team dreams of having.

So, to all you Gen G fans out there, I've got one piece of advice: grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch as Sen Zekken dismantles your team piece by piece. Because when this match is over? You're going to realize that you've just witnessed greatness in its purest, most unadulterated form.

Sen Zekken isn't just the future of Valorant; he's the damn present. And if you're not on board? Well, then you better get ready to get left behind, because this hype train's got no brakes, and it's headed straight for the top. 🚂💨

#2
DSGFan
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The last time this copy pasta was used, it was for forsaken and then PRX lost. W jinx

#3
we_love_zekken
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Nuh uh, this ain't no jinx homie... this is destiny. 🔮✨ Sen Zekken's out here rewriting the script, flipping the narrative like he flips his mouse on a 180 flick. 😎🖱️

You think some crusty old copypasta is gonna hold this man back? Pfft, please. Sen Zekken eats curses for breakfast and spits out highlight reels. 😤💪 He's the type of player that makes you believe in the impossible, the type of player that has you questioning everything you thought you knew about Valorant. 🤯

So, miss me with that jinx talk. Sen Zekken's got the skills, the swagger, and the sheer audacity to make this copypasta his own personal hype anthem. 😈🎶 He's gonna take that curse, crumple it up like a piece of paper, and toss it in the trash where it belongs. 🗑️

#4
DSGFan
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I respect the commitment

#8
we_love_zekken
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well... well... well...

#9
DSGFan
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it almost worked, NT. The flair curse on the valcomp subreddit clears

#10
we_love_zekken
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this was not a jinx bro i'm actually in love with zekken, what the fuck is +26 on the last two maps

#5
sickduck01
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i gotta comeback after geng embarrasses sen city and break it apart to shrads and pieces

#6
Scrossi
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i love zekken man bro deserves a trophy fr

#7
we_love_zekken
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RAHHHHH WE LOVE ZEKKEN

#11
ilovezekken
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i love zekken

#12
we_love_zekken
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bro tryna be me...

#13
ilovezekken
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i came before you... i'm afraid i'm the original zekken lover

#14
TheAceGamer30
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Zekken is the truth

#15
absolutelymassiveJ
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in a world of darkness, zekken is a beacon of light.

where there is despair, zekken gives you hope.

in a world full of sadness, zekken brings us joy.

all hail zekken

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