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FARTIIS ACTUAL SPY

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#1
Karmine_Org_WhispeR

Joins optic core to replace yay ✅

Do shit for the whole year not showing any effort in winning ✅

Secretly gives away intel on NA teams for different regions especially EU except Pacific, and NA itself ✅

Purposely talk shit to BLG because he already gave away intel to BLG in order for them to win and beat NRG twice ✅

Goes back to EU, and rejoins with the old FPX core safely ✅

Mission success ✅

In conclusion, he sabotaged the optic core even more in secret then he goes back to EU. No one found out except for the ones who warned everyone about ardiis spy

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The_Cleg
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W soldier o7
Welcome back

#3
Karmine_Org_WhispeR
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The_Cleg [#2]

W soldier o7
Welcome back

Thank you 🥰

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iammika1999
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W agent

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Karmine_Org_WhispeR
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iammika1999 [#4]

W agent

L agent

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danii1
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Hi 😊

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Karmine_Org_WhispeR
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danii1 [#6]

Hi 😊

Hi 🥰🥰🥰

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benjy
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💩w

#9
Mortadelo
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Someone had to take it for the team

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BrotherMan
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this makes sense.. the only team he wasnt able to get intel from was EG cuz they had a 10-man roster and they won champs. you are onto something

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danii1
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Karmine_Org_WhispeR [#7]

Hi 🥰🥰🥰

Fck ur cute

#12
number1_cned_hater
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He purposely went to NA to join NRG to break the old optic core up while in the process helping BLG reach their potential

#13
LouBag
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Can we all just be happy that fartpiss is back in shitmea

#14
Frogzay
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someone post the ardiis copypasta

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Kirya
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Goat

#16
Karmine_Org_WhispeR
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Frogzay [#14]

someone post the ardiis copypasta

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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xelto1
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ARDISS walling of his own teammates during that finatic match in tokyo was a dead giveaway KEKW

#18
BrotherMan
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xelto1 [#17]

ARDISS walling of his own teammates during that finatic match in tokyo was a dead giveaway KEKW

MAN AHAHHAHAHAHAHA WHY DID U REMIND OF THAT LMAOOOO

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Typer
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Mission successful

#20
FDWC-
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GOAT Stuff

#21
south_america_best_region
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kekw he sabotaged best NA team but anyways NA won champs
Mission failed ❌

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jott
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xelto1 [#17]

ARDISS walling of his own teammates during that finatic match in tokyo was a dead giveaway KEKW

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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