you made 1159 post in 3 days
that means on average, you made 16 post every single HOUR
like do you live here? get a fucking job bro holy
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Stormm [#2]5447 posts in 1 year or some shit bro bro you have no life either bro my life is good bro bro life is okay bro family loves bro bro my life is mid bro bro i rich bor bro my family doesn't care about me bro bro I'm poor bro bro my life is bad bro bro my family hates me bro bro 🗿
bro
Stormm [#2]5447 posts in 1 year or some shit bro bro you have no life either bro my life is good bro bro life is okay bro family loves bro bro my life is mid bro bro i rich bor bro my family doesn't care about me bro bro I'm poor bro bro my life is bad bro bro my family hates me bro bro 🗿
still infinitely better than u lil bro
Ullyr [#8]who is this guy?
BRO YOU HAVE 9130 POSTS BRO YOU DONT GO OUTSIDE BRO WHY ARE YOU TALKING BRO BRO KK IS WASHED WHZY CLEARS I THINK BRO OTS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS BRO BRO I SCHIZO BRO NO JM NOT BRO NVM BRO🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Stormm [#10]BRO YOU HAVE 9130 POSTS BRO YOU DONT GO OUTSIDE BRO WHY ARE YOU TALKING BRO BRO KK IS WASHED WHZY CLEARS I THINK BRO OTS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS BRO BRO I SCHIZO BRO NO JM NOT BRO NVM BRO🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
please consider therapy
butterfly [#11]please consider therapy
bro bro who are you bro 182 posts bro nobody bro i dont need therapy bro bro im fine bro bro trust me bro bro
Stormm [#12]bro bro who are you bro 182 posts bro nobody bro i dont need therapy bro bro im fine bro bro trust me bro bro
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BayArea [#13]💔🐶💔
bro idk what that means bro bro you think i spend my life on here bro i don't know what that means bro bro omg bro
Stormm [#5]bro bro what do you want bro omg bro how bro what bro ? Bro
Tell hanafuuji that he posts 28 post per hour on avergae ;) that's already a weighted value - no troll calc.
So, technically hanafuuji is full of shit (sorry hanafuuji, it just completes the narrative)
Kuuga [#18]\•w•/ I’m a boom bot
boom bot bro i main raze bro is it bad I want to fuck boombot bro omg bro
RealDeal [#19]He is a very weird individual 🗿💀
WEIRD INDIVIDUAL BRO WHO TF ARE YOU BRO DONT TRY TO DISRESPECT.E BRO YOU HEAR ME BRO I SWEAR BRO I BRO FUT TRASG BRO FUT GROUPED TOYKO HAHAHAH BRO 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 FUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
clocksky888 [#17]Tell hanafuuji that he posts 28 post per hour on avergae ;) that's already a weighted value - no troll calc.
So, technically hanafuuji is full of shit (sorry hanafuuji, it just completes the narrative)
I actually did the count and it's 1.35 post per hour on average 🤓
hanafuuji [#22]I actually did the count and it's 1.35 post per hour on average 🤓
no fuckin life bro 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
DIEM [#24]@Mods ban him, he needs to take a break 🗿
ok i make alt account and go 2k posts in 2 days bro trust me bro i go 1k posts bro in 1 day bro actually maybe not bro bc 0 star with a lot cooldown per posts maybe 2k posts im 3 days bro
Stormm [#21]WEIRD INDIVIDUAL BRO WHO TF ARE YOU BRO DONT TRY TO DISRESPECT.E BRO YOU HEAR ME BRO I SWEAR BRO I BRO FUT TRASG BRO FUT GROUPED TOYKO HAHAHAH BRO 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 FUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you change flag and flair everyday you are embarassed of your country and team you support dont speak to me i own your dog ass
RealDeal [#27]you change flag and flair everyday you are embarassed of your country and team you support dont speak to me i own your dog ass
i dont support any team bc all teams are dogshit until 2026 when people then figure out how to play 🗿FUT grouped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stormm [#28]i dont support any team bc all teams are dogshit until 2026 when people then figure out how to play 🗿FUT grouped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
enjoy block bro
hanafuuji [#22]I actually did the count and it's 1.35 post per hour on average 🤓
No, you must also consider floating time, which is (-) your sleeping intervals during the day. And perhaps a handful of other things... So, roughly every 2.14 minutes you post, and when you don't, guess what... you still scroll VLR forums, so technically you're still in "no grass has been touched mode." ... You see where I am headed with this one, yeah? 🦄
bruvvv, 24/7 on a monthlyyy 😘
FDWC- [#31]#1 Monkey_D_Luffy with 78.44444444444444 posts per day.
#2 FlyDoggoWoweeClap with 58.48275862068966 posts per day.STILL CAN'T BEAT MY PEAK
you do know that it's per hour right? if we count per day then that means he's like 384 posts per day, which is like 6 times more than your peak
clocksky888 [#30]No, you must also consider floating time, which is (-) your sleeping intervals during the day. And perhaps a handful of other things... So, roughly every 2.14 minutes you post, and when you don't, guess what... you still scroll VLR forums, so technically you're still in "no grass has been touched mode." ... You see where I am headed with this one, yeah? 🦄
bruvvv, 24/7 on a monthlyyy 😘
alright let's say I use 6 hours for sleeping 2 hours of other stuff and 2 hours of "scrolling" vlr, that would still put me at 2.319 posts per day, which is still far from your "calculation"
hanafuuji [#33]alright let's say I use 6 hours for sleeping 2 hours of other stuff and 2 hours of "scrolling" vlr, that would still put me at 2.319 posts per day, which is still far from your "calculation"
Nah, I'd estimate 8+ hours of sleep, plus a few snoozes while reading other people's posts - these do tend to accumulate. And no workarounds, because they, too, must be considered, otherwise the conclusion would be BIASED ... ohh, and you don't want those Biased-L's in your calcs as they are terrible and insignificant. Only BASED W ones
Hence it kind of appears that we are only now getting to the bottom of it...
But does it worth the hustle if we could just place a real green grass carpet under your desk chair or... and call it a day, because you hardly never will be entering "no grass has been touched mode." What do you think? --- simple shit, ngl... with a little cheating ofc... Well, but who cares, right? Just don't tell Stormm 🦄 about it, and everything will be 👌
clocksky888 [#34]Nah, I'd estimate 8+ hours of sleep, plus a few snoozes while reading other people's posts - these do tend to accumulate. And no workarounds, because they, too, must be considered, otherwise the conclusion would be BIASED ... ohh, and you don't want those Biased-L's in your calcs as they are terrible and insignificant. Only BASED W ones
Hence it kind of appears that we are only now getting to the bottom of it...But does it worth the hustle if we could just place a real green grass carpet under your desk chair or... and call it a day, because you hardly never will be entering "no grass has been touched mode." What do you think? --- simple shit, ngl... with a little cheating ofc... Well, but who cares, right? Just don't tell Stormm 🦄 about it, and everything will be 👌
I read a grand total of 0 words
I'm sorry to hear that
or I'm happy for u
hanafuuji [#32]you do know that it's per hour right? if we count per day then that means he's like 384 posts per day, which is like 6 times more than your peak
oh per hour KKKKKK
thought it was a day
hanafuuji [#35]I read a grand total of 0 words
I'm sorry to hear that
or I'm happy for u
Your response was quick asf - GOOD JOB, you're getting better. You posted after 2.13 minutes - Holyyy ER is smoking quietly in the corner compared to you
Talent is definitely there ;)
clocksky888 [#37]Your response was quick asf - GOOD JOB, you're getting better. You posted after 2.13 minutes - Holyyy ER is smoking quietly in the corner compared to you
Talent is definitely there ;)
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
FDWC- [#31]#1 Monkey_D_Luffy with 78.44444444444444 posts per day.
#2 FlyDoggoWoweeClap with 58.48275862068966 posts per day.STILL CAN'T BEAT MY PEAK
i have 150+ avg post a day for 7 days i clear u by a mile
hanafuuji [#38]i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Here I got your "how I spent the first days of the summer" homework fixed... you need to loosen up a bit in your writing or you'll choke the crap out of it... Ohh and are you sure that it ended on "...and I mean it?" Or there is also part 2 in production somewhere? 🦄
I was enjoying myself at the waterslide when I noticed a large shadow casting over the pool. Looking up, I saw Ardiis approaching, and he jumped into the pool, creating a massive wave that knocked me unconscious.
Upon waking up, I found myself chained in a rather warm and inviting room where Ardiis was streaming the game VALORANT on Twitch. He kept using the word "hanafuuji" repeatedly, which amazed me. Surprisingly, the chains were made of <skipping this for a reason>, and feeling confused and hungry, I managed to lick and suck them until I could break free. I sneaked out of the room, presuming it was his mother's basement.
As I searched the house for an exit, I came to the front door. Outside, a furious gathering of Unicorns were protesting Ardiis. I tried to flee the situation quickly, but Ardiis stopped me, gently relaxing me. He then used his great magic powers to vanquish the enraged Unicorns.
I succumbed to my ecstasy, astounded by its pure beauty. Ardiis approached me, causing the earth to quiver, and sat on me, saying, "now I will ... ... ... , my sweet hanafuuji." He led me back to the basement after a while, when he ... ... , but then realised he forgot the ... (<--- we are skipping that for a reason ;)
Overall, It turned out to be a pleasant experience for me. Ardiis had mistaken me for a cute little unicorn and intended to <ffs we are skipping again.> When he realized that last remaining of Vaseline was nowhere to be found, he felt deeply unhappy with the whole idea, and quickly abandoned everything, and I mean it.
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