New N4RRATE copypasta

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I’m telling you, N4RRATE is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door.

N4RRATE didn't drink his Coca-Cola today. It's OVER for OR Esports once he sips on an ice cold Coca-Cola. It runs through his veins and he plays with his eyes closed.

"TenZ this, TenZ that." Can we start recognizing the REAL talent around here. This N4RRATE guy clearly checks all the boxes when it comes to star material. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if RIOT made him the official mascot of Valorant. I've watched all of his plays and he is clearly revolutionizing this game. You all should start taking notes.

Yeah, that's right. I'm a N4RRATE fan. What are you gonna do about it? You're just mad that my favorite player is actually good at that game. It's okay to be jealous, lol. I pride myself in knowing that my favorite player isn't overrated. I'm different. I'm special. Deal with it, haha.

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Bonkar copypastas solos

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paste copypasta to prove

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fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him. rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.

i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”

"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War

Godkar solos L4rrate

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W

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Shanks copypasta>>>>>>

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YOU CAN'T READ KEKW

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its not even new

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Will owns him

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all jokes aside, this ranked demon is actually pretty good in matches

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it's not even an original bruh

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Marved copy pastas >>

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Have you heard of the ScreaM cult? Legend has it that if you recite the phrase "one tap, two tap, three tap, four, ScreaM is the best, I want more" while holding a framed picture of ScreaM and spinning around three times, he will appear before you and grant you the power of the one-tap.

But beware, for the power of the one-tap comes with a cost. You will become obsessed with headshots and will start to see everything as a target. You may even find yourself trying to one-tap your friends in real life.

Legend has it that once you join the ScreaM cult, you will be given a secret code name that only other cult members will know. Your new identity will be based on your favorite type of potato. If you like French fries, you'll be known as "FryScreaM". If you prefer mashed potatoes, you'll be known as "MashScreaM".

The cult members also believe that ScreaM has the ability to manipulate time and space. They believe that if you pray to him hard enough, he can turn back time and erase all your bad rounds from existence. They even go as far as to say that if you reach a high enough level of devotion, you can travel through time and play VALORANT matches with ScreaM himself in the future.