portguese speakers please come

https://twitter.com/Sentinels/status/1626340060265078788?s=20

can u please translate what pancada is saying

I need to know too it’s obviously the opposite of Sacy 😂

"They're not translating this, right?"
"Food here is awful, they don't put condiments, just eat burguers and put sweet in the food(?), amazing"
"Ranked? Ranked here is shit smiley face"
"I can curse everyone and nobody understands"
"Fuck you smiley face"

the comments are too sus

"they are not gonna translate it? no right?"

"The food here is very bad, the dudes doesn't put sauces, they only eat hamburguers and even put candy food, incredible :D"

"Ranked here is shit"

"Very good i can slur everyone and nobody understands"

"Go fuck yourselves"

just pancs being pancs

KAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
Pancada!!!!