it will make you a better valorant player

everyone knows that to be good at valorant you need cold blood and calmness, and the easiest thing you can do for that is to get up from your chair, walk to the nearest forest, find your own tree deep in the forest and have a fat fucking piss on said tree.
this will help you keep a balanced and calm state of mind during your day, and valorant games.

vabe

the fuck yall be doing in italy bruh

What the fuck did trees do to u??

This is 100% true, at first I thought this was just another braindead vlr user trying to troll and bait other gullible and submissive users such as I, but after careful consideration and commitment, I took a piss on a tree near a forest, and let me tell you. EVERYONE WAS CALLING ME THE GOAT IN MY LOBBIES, IM TALKING 30/12, 28/9 HUGE IMPACT IN EVERY ROUND!!!! please piss in a tree!

This is why vlr is better than reddit. We got users dedicated to pissing on trees

Question: what should i do if i live in desert?

this is unironically fire this gets the blood chillin

I just peed in an ancient olive tree and won 13-0 against Sayf in a ranked, thank you