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it will make you a better valorant player

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SuperRoss

everyone knows that to be good at valorant you need cold blood and calmness, and the easiest thing you can do for that is to get up from your chair, walk to the nearest forest, find your own tree deep in the forest and have a fat fucking piss on said tree.
this will help you keep a balanced and calm state of mind during your day, and valorant games.

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alitmanus
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vabe

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frappzlul
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the fuck yall be doing in italy bruh

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yaiima0
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What the fuck did trees do to u??

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SuperRoss
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alitmanus [#2]

vabe

fra siamo pieni di boschi con molti alberi non hai scuse

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SuperRoss
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yaiima0 [#4]

What the fuck did trees do to u??

apparently, i'm doing my tree a favour, not that i'd give a fuck anyway

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/human-urine-is-an-effective-fertilizer/

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This is 100% true, at first I thought this was just another braindead vlr user trying to troll and bait other gullible and submissive users such as I, but after careful consideration and commitment, I took a piss on a tree near a forest, and let me tell you. EVERYONE WAS CALLING ME THE GOAT IN MY LOBBIES, IM TALKING 30/12, 28/9 HUGE IMPACT IN EVERY ROUND!!!! please piss in a tree!

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I_HATE_MCE
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This is why vlr is better than reddit. We got users dedicated to pissing on trees

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alitmanus
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widepeepofrosty [#7]

This is 100% true, at first I thought this was just another braindead vlr user trying to troll and bait other gullible and submissive users such as I, but after careful consideration and commitment, I took a piss on a tree near a forest, and let me tell you. EVERYONE WAS CALLING ME THE GOAT IN MY LOBBIES, IM TALKING 30/12, 28/9 HUGE IMPACT IN EVERY ROUND!!!! please piss in a tree!

proof?

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SuperRoss
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widepeepofrosty [#7]

This is 100% true, at first I thought this was just another braindead vlr user trying to troll and bait other gullible and submissive users such as I, but after careful consideration and commitment, I took a piss on a tree near a forest, and let me tell you. EVERYONE WAS CALLING ME THE GOAT IN MY LOBBIES, IM TALKING 30/12, 28/9 HUGE IMPACT IN EVERY ROUND!!!! please piss in a tree!

only a french guy wouldn't have the balls to actually go deep in a forest, imagine pissing near a forest and not in one, loser mentality bro

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SuperRoss
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I_HATE_MCE [#8]

This is why vlr is better than reddit. We got users dedicated to pissing on trees

i love my life

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_angelmrm_
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I_HATE_MCE [#8]

This is why vlr is better than reddit. We got users dedicated to pissing on trees

Best hobby of all time xd

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The_DONG
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Question: what should i do if i live in desert?

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turkey
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this is unironically fire this gets the blood chillin

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SuperRoss
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The_DONG [#13]

Question: what should i do if i live in desert?

L

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cioccolat
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The_DONG [#13]

Question: what should i do if i live in desert?

Buy a Christmas tree

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314sto
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I just peed in an ancient olive tree and won 13-0 against Sayf in a ranked, thank you

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314sto [#17]

I just peed in an ancient olive tree and won 13-0 against Sayf in a ranked, thank you

314sto, wakeup, wakeup, it's time for school xd

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_angelmrm_ [#18]

314sto, wakeup, wakeup, it's time for school xd

Hahaha

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