I've been chatting up this girl in my stats class, she is a immigrant but since she's still Indian I was hoping you guys could help.
Tell me what I need to know about indian girls, how do I impress her?
Edit:
extra info: shes been here since shes 3 and has a catholic family while shes agnostic and prob not conservative
Sign a indian song for her.
Like my brudddha chunkz https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGYLqRAzl4
Only realistic advice in this thread
Zorontom [#10]Yea she would probably mess with some dudes there and come back to india for arranged marrige
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Zorontom [#10]Yea she would probably mess with some dudes there and come back to india for arranged marrige
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Stax_rb_op [#11]?
It's because india has the highest amount of people with PhD, anyway just a joke.
Vampli [#4]Go learn Hanuman chalisa 🗿
aight I'm gonna grind this and learn it off by heart, on monday I'ma go up to her and surprise her.
Thanks for the help!
Sentinels_BRAZIL [#16]It's because india has the highest amount of people with PhD, anyway just a joke.
My dad has PhD in physics btw
Zorontom [#10]Yea she would probably mess with some dudes there and come back to india for arranged marrige
Relatable 💀
Domination [#14]Tell her to watch India valorant esports, she will laugh so loud and fall in love with you🗿
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wizardbot [#18]If she's an immigrant why does it matter that her origin is Indian, she's probably just like the other girls in your class.
real and true advice, thank you
OREO_FTW [#21]Show Your pocket that's it
Bank balance
If she went too US too study she is definitely not from a broke family
wizardbot [#18]If she's an immigrant why does it matter that her origin is Indian, she's probably just like the other girls in your class.
Holy based
W sir
Zorontom [#25]If she went too US too study she is definitely not from a broke family
US? learn flag bro, also she moved when she was young, not to study
Faraday [#17]aight I'm gonna grind this and learn it off by heart, on monday I'ma go up to her and surprise her.
Thanks for the help!
bro she will have two kids until you learn that whole thing 💀
wizardbot [#18]If she's an immigrant why does it matter that her origin is Indian, she's probably just like the other girls in your class.
common wizard bot w
Faraday [#27]US? learn flag bro, also she moved when she was young, not to study
I use Opera GX with force dark mode and the flag looks kinda like US my bad lol
No1AsunaFannn [#29]Just take her to the spiciest restaurant you can find.
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She will be fine but homie's butt will be red as sentinels
Stax_rb_op [#32]💀
She will be fine but homie's butt will be red as sentinels
bro I eat butter chicken and I'm already gone, I can't handle real Indian food
Vampli [#40]BEST THING YOU CAN DO IN EASIER WAY
I Think u should go for small things like learning small hindi words
Hello,hi,bye...like words in hindi and use it rarely
this is small thing but kinda cute thing IYKYK
What if that girl is from Southern part of India??
Vampli [#40]BEST THING YOU CAN DO IN EASIER WAY
I Think u should go for small things like learning small hindi words
Hello,hi,bye...like words in hindi and use it rarely
this is small thing but kinda cute thing IYKYK
yess and that with few indian sweets
PeterGriffin [#43]he is the most famous Indian actor in Indonesia
I don't think anyone here could name a single indian actor, is bollywood and indian actors common knowledge in indonesia?
There are two scenarios
1) She is conservative and will not get into any relationship with a white guy. Instead, she will wait for her graduation, get a job and wait for her parents to arrange a marriage. If this is the case sadly you have 0 chance mate.
2) She is quick to adapt and is just gonna act and behave like a normal girl in the US/Aus/EU. In that case you don't need our help and just approach her like a normal white guy.
Ofc do some research before any attempts to figure out what category she is in.
Faraday [#45]I don't think anyone here could name a single indian actor, is bollywood and indian actors common knowledge in indonesia?
Bollywood movies and kinda famous in a lot of Asian countries including China.
SnooTangerines [#47]There are two scenarios
1) She is conservative and will not get into any relationship with a white guy. Instead, she will wait for her graduation, get a job and wait for her parents to arrange a marriage. If this is the case sadly you have 0 chance mate.
2) She is quick to adapt and is just gonna act and behave like a normal girl in the US/Aus/EU. In that case you don't need our help and just approach her like a normal white guy.
Ofc do some research before any attempts to figure out what category she is in.
bro still living 20 yrs back
SnooTangerines [#47]There are two scenarios
1) She is conservative and will not get into any relationship with a white guy. Instead, she will wait for her graduation, get a job and wait for her parents to arrange a marriage. If this is the case sadly you have 0 chance mate.
2) She is quick to adapt and is just gonna act and behave like a normal girl in the US/Aus/EU. In that case you don't need our help and just approach her like a normal white guy.
Ofc do some research before any attempts to figure out what category she is in.
The only advice u will need faraday
SnooTangerines [#47]There are two scenarios
1) She is conservative and will not get into any relationship with a white guy. Instead, she will wait for her graduation, get a job and wait for her parents to arrange a marriage. If this is the case sadly you have 0 chance mate.
2) She is quick to adapt and is just gonna act and behave like a normal girl in the US/Aus/EU. In that case you don't need our help and just approach her like a normal white guy.
Ofc do some research before any attempts to figure out what category she is in.
fucking VLR comments glitch
SnooTangerines [#49]Bollywood movies and kinda famous in a lot of Asian countries including China.
including China.
Obvious reason,we all know what bollywood intentions are
Nezko_ [#50]bro still living 20 yrs back
1) Not everyone is modernized. Some people still live like its the 1990s.
2) Some people are really modernized and "westernized" in that case there is no point asking Indians.
SnooTangerines [#54]1) Not everyone is modernized. Some people still live like its the 1990s.
2) Some people are really modernized and "westernized" in that case there is no point asking Indians.
ngl no GENZ believes in arranged (extremely few)
Faraday [#52]fucking VLR comments glitch
In that case I doubt she has anything "too Indian" about her. Just approach like any other girl.
Beware of parents though. Do not go and try to meet them unless the girl is ok with it.
SnooTangerines [#56]In that case I doubt she has anything "too Indian" about her. Just approach like any other girl.
Beware of parents though. Do not go and try to meet them unless the girl is ok with it.
yeah I'm scared about the parents bro, should I try to act 'white' or just hide that fact or what
Nezko_ [#55]ngl no GENZ believes in arranged (extremely few)
"I believe in love marriage " Bolna fashion hogaya h aj kal
Nezko_ [#55]ngl no GENZ believes in arranged (extremely few)
You are truly clueless.
Unless your sample space is girls in South Delhi.
Talking on average in the entirety of India, most people (70% and above) will go for arrange marriages and will not get into any relationship before marriage.
Faraday [#57]yeah I'm scared about the parents bro, should I try to act 'white' or just hide that fact or what
Study hard for 1 exam and should them ur results kekw
Faraday [#45]I don't think anyone here could name a single indian actor, is bollywood and indian actors common knowledge in indonesia?
not really but shah rukh khan is the only Indian actor i know since i was a kid. there are bollywood and several Indian tv series played in Indonesia. mostly watched by some middle age woman or older.
Stax_rb_op [#60]Study hard for 1 exam and should them ur results kekw
KEKW show them your straight As and get a govt job they will hand over their daughter without a second thought.
Stax_rb_op [#60]Study hard for 1 exam and should them ur results kekw
I'm cracked at exams, this should be ez
SnooTangerines [#62]KEKW show them your straight As and get a govt job they will hand over their daughter without a second thought.
Lmfao
Stax_rb_op [#53]including China.
Obvious reason,we all know what bollywood intentions are
First they brainwashed the Indian population and converted them to brainless zombies now they are targeting China KEKW.
alpha_numeric [#65]I can't offer advice ngl just be yourself but man this is the funniest fucking vlr thread ever
New to VLR?
SnooTangerines [#66]First they brainwashed the Indian population and converted them to brainless zombies now they are targeting China KEKW.
Omfg 💀🤣🤣🤣
Vampli [#28]bro she will have two kids until you learn that whole thing 💀
It's not hard man, you just need to practice it and you'll learn it properly within a week, just one time everyday after taking a bath and one time in the evening during the 'pooja' and you'll get it
shey222 [#9]Say her will you be my kyedae ? I will be your tenz
She will run away due to the great English used
SnooTangerines [#59]You are truly clueless.
Unless your sample space is girls in South Delhi.
Talking on average in the entirety of India, most people (70% and above) will go for arrange marriages and will not get into any relationship before marriage.
Meh 70 percent is way too high. If youre only taking in urban popularity pretty sure atleast 60-70 percent girls come into a relationship before marriage. Im in 12th, half my class is in a relationship and I live in a tier 3 shit city. My sister is in a medical college and nearly all her batch girls are in a relationship. Rural is a different thing altogether tho
shey222 [#9]Say her will you be my kyedae ? I will be your tenz
RIP Grammer. But A for effort my man.
Stax_rb_op [#58]"I believe in love marriage " Bolna fashion hogaya h aj kal
avg incel with shit take
Zorontom [#31]I use Opera GX with force dark mode and the flag looks kinda like US my bad lol
bruh so do i
but flags aint like dat for me whatchu smokin brotha
Nezko_ [#50]bro still living 20 yrs back
its true tho bro
ive lived outside india for most of my life (recently came back)
there r only 2 types of girls fr
and 1) option is kinda common
Sentinels_BRAZIL [#7]Just say: "I'm PhD in Love"
Indians cannot resist PhD.
honestly thats decent advice
theres a decent chance ull impress the girl but 100% ull impress the parents
money and education r 2 main factors indians check these days smh
I think u should learn little bit of language here like -
If shes from north india then u could use small basic hindi words like - kaise ho, thik hai, chalo, chai (tea). Etc
If shes from south then learn some south indian words..
If shes from bengal try some bengoli.
If shes from north east.. Try that.
LANGUAGE IS A GREAT WEAPON bro..
If u become little unique to her she will love u ( if shes like open to white guys ofc).
Klause [#79]I think u should learn little bit of language here like -
If shes from north india then u could use small basic hindi words like - kaise ho, thik hai, chalo, chai (tea). Etc
If shes from south then learn some south indian words..
If shes from bengal try some bengoli.
If shes from north east.. Try that.LANGUAGE IS A GREAT WEAPON bro..
If u become little unique to her she will love u ( if shes like open to white guys ofc).
If ur good at studies.. U should be okay with her parents ;)
Unless they are quite conservative
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