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Am I the asshole?

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CRAZY_CHAINSAW_MAN_FAN

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Valorant (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my Keyboard (Hyper X Logitech Alienware 344540hp) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) created several valorant accounts hacking (3) and single handedly caused the greatest downfall of RR in Valorant History (653 RR Total) . I (12M) also ordered the for the ban of multiple pro players (T0nz, Nats (camper) and yay (one trick) ) and hacked into multiple pro games (grand finals). VLR, AITA?

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shockyyyy
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Bro this shit looks like those cringe ass ask reddit videos

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sleepingspice
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real af

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number1_MIBR_hater
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My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Valorant (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my Keyboard (Hyper X Logitech Alienware 344540hp) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) created several valorant accounts hacking (3) and single handedly caused the greatest downfall of RR in Valorant History (653 RR Total) . I (12M) also ordered the for the ban of multiple pro players (T0nz, Nats (camper) and yay (one trick) ) and hacked into multiple pro games (grand finals). VLR, AITA?

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chloeburbank
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NTA, op is not the asshole, ur mom 82F is the asshole and i would love to see (82F) asshole 🤤

#6
babysasuke
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imagine you wrote this and hit submit post?

#6
Dolphin
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this is so ass, to the point its good

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number1_ScreaM_fan
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my question is why arent you doing discus or shotput for a living considering you can fling a keyboard faster than my car

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lkjpoiqc
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how did your mom get pregnant at 70

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whyUcare3
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no wonder u are as the title says, making such threads. The title fits u perfectly

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CRAZY_CHAINSAW_MAN_FAN
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lkjpoiqc [#8]

how did your mom get pregnant at 70

Luck

#11
-seriouspotato-
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lkjpoiqc [#8]

how did your mom get pregnant at 70

by having faith in god

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Mjtchell
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The dishes were 16 years old.
They had 16 years to do themselves.
NTA

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