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| Flag: | International |
| Registered: | July 28, 2022 |
| Last post: | September 19, 2023 at 10:18 PM |
| Posts: | 3639 |
bro i did this shitty as formatting doesn't work
GUARANTEES:
EMEA:
FNATIC
NAVI
PACIFIC:
DRX
PRX
AMERICAS:
LOUD
PROBABLE:
EMEA:
LIQUID
GIANTS
PACIFIC:
T1
AMERICAS:
CLOUD9
NRG
LEV
UNDERDOGS:
EMEA:
FUT
VITALITY
PACIFIC:
GEN.G
ZETA
SECRET
AMERICAS:
EG
FURIA
100T
bro fucked 17 sheep and is dating another
i really don't get how eg had such a slow start they look like top 5 in americas rn
The goat Z user always donates to lesser known users
Denver Nugggets (1) vs Los Angeles Lakers (7)
GSW, WHAT HAPPENEDUHHHHHHH
AD vs Jokic in the paint gonna go crazy - Every game is gonna be low scoring because these fucking behemoths guarding the rim
Lakers in 6
(pred eastern conference)
Boston Celtics (2) vs Miami Heat (8)
An 8 and 7 seed both making the conference finals is insane... bubble rematch?
Unfortunately not. I don't think Jimmy Butler can pull the weight of the team in a 7 game series against Boston. Tatum dropping 26.8 ppg in the series. Jaylen Brown averaging a double double unless Bam gets literally every rebound
WCFMVP: Anthony Davis
ECFMVP: Jaylen Brown
JOKIC GONNA GET A TASTE OF LEPLAYOFFS
LAKERS IN 6
thank you for telling me this is bait i would've thought you were being dead serious
i feel like they bring the series to 7 games no matter what
i studied you to perform my british bait. thank you for the material
I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
you made your account 2 days before me and have 500 more posts
bros mad he doesn't have a private jet
carpe, you know you are supposed to name your burner something different than your real name right?
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botssi isn't even the best duelist on his team
name one other player who has combined dominance on the server with miraculous good looks?
he is unmatched here in americas, the only duelist who comes close is derke, and even then aspas solos.
uh, vai morrer kkkkkkkkkkk
SACY é UM TRAIDOR
ELE NÃO É BEM-VINDO DE VOLTA À PÁTRIA BRASIL
i don't speak portugese how can i be believable
please cresp you know me.... don't abandon me like this...
wait i get it
everyone says "time to learn chinese" as if there isn't multiple languages in China (mandarin/cantonese)
the only difference is people don't say "time to learn asian"
this was during my british phase, i've escaped it now tho
they have to learn every american and european languange
i was forced to make 15 posts pretending i was a br*t. i'm back now
DEPHH WAS THE BEST PLAYER ON THAT SHITTY AMERICAN ROSTER
IF ONLY AMERICANS COULD LISTEN TO CALLS....
OPTIC HAD THE 5 BEST PLAYERS FROM NA AND STILL STRUGGLED TO WIN WITH THE EASIEST PATH TO GRAND FINALS KEKW
ANOTHER NA PERSON MAD THAT HIS REGION WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER TOURNEY
FNATIC WITH NO DERKE, CHRONICLE, LEO, OR ALFAJER
H1BER MISITC AND MAGNUM MIGHT AS WELL BE BRAZILIAN WITH HOW SHIT THEY ARE!!!!!!!!
I BELIEVE IT
NA IS PROBABLY BAD ENOUGH TO LET A SHITTER TEAM LIKE FAZE WIN ASCENSION KEKWW
D1RKE COULDN'T CARRY FNATIC BC HE WAS OUT
BOASTER WAS PLAYING WITH AN ALMOST ENTIRE T2 ROSTER AGAINST ACTUAL PROS
Y0Y CAN BARELY DROP 20 AGAINST PLAYERS WHO HAVE NEVER MADE PLAYOFFS IN THEIR OWN REGION!!!
"ICEMAN" IS GETTING ROLLED BY FRAUDMERICAS LEAGUE AND Y0Y CAN BARELY HANDLE T2
BOOBY SUCKER TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO KEKW
OPTIC ONLY WIN: EMEA BEST TEAM NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW UP, CAKE WALK SCHEDULE AGAINST FRAUD TEAMS FROM FRAUD REGIONS (NA, APAC, BRONZIL), FNATIC PLAYING WITH 2 SUBS
FNATIC WIN: EVERY TEAM PLAYING WITH THE BEST ROSTER THEY'VE EVER HAD
WHO DESERVED IT MORE?
CRY THAT YOUR T10000 REGION IS GOING TO BOMB OUT IN TOKYO AND YOUR GOAT IS A FRAUDDDDDDDDD
MWZ0RA STATS ARE INFLATED BY PLAYING IN T5 REGION HIS WHOLE CAREER (BRON71L)
DERKE IS THE GOAT AND ALWAYS WILL BE
y0y PLAYED HIS FAVORITE AGENT IN LOCKIN TWICE
IN FACT, THE ONLY MAP THEY WON AGAINST DRX WAS WHEN Y0Y WAS ON CHAMBER KEKW
JUST ADMIT YOUR GOAT IS NOTHING BUT A CHAMBER ABUSER
NA COPIUM
THE BEST PLAYER TO EVER COME OUT OF YOUR REGION IS A T2 CHAMBER ABUSING FRAUD
FNATIC IS GOING TO DESTROY EVERY TEAM IN TOKYO 13-0
CRY
C9 30/22 vs. Paper Rex Win 2-0
C9 37/22 vs. DRX Lose 2-1, also only one on C9 who fought back
(get cut for being a paycheck stealer, go to #8 t2 team NA)
DSG 28/36 vs. OXG Lose 2-0 , completely shit the bed on Haven
DSG 58/44 vs. SR Lose 2-1, carried first 2 maps, shit the bed on Split
DSG 67/54 vs. TT Lose 2-1, awesome on ascent and split, lotus was meh
DSG 28/33 vs. M80 Lose 2-0, looked nice on Haven, get rolled on lotus
2023 RECORD: 1-5
2023 MAP RECORD: 4-10
C9 W YAY: 1-1, LOOK LIKE 2ND WORST IN NA
DSG W YAY: 0-4, LOOK LIKE RELEGATION FAVORITES
C9 W/O YAY: 6-1, 2ND IN AMERICAS, FAVORITE TO MAKE IT TO TOKYO
DSG W/O YAY: 2-3, MADE PLAYOFFS
NA IS THIS YOUR GOAT?
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