look at my contract:

100 THIEVES CONTRACT

BY SIGNING THIS CONTRACT, YOU AGREE TO ROOT FOR AND SUPPORT 100 THIEVES

x zidmz

ratio

After a brief hiatus, and a long contract negotiation, 100thieves and I have partnered up again! Effective immediately, I am back as a 100t flair. I hope you all welcome me with open arms. As for The Guard, I am still a huge fan! I will root for them in all their games.

-zidmz, the king of valorant

mcdonalds if you want to be full
shakeshack if you want to act like your above mcdonalds

fredf azbr

thats where i wanna be

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/2db69f50

last time he went positive in a series was vs. MXM in MSI he went 37/24

eg on top 🐔

2021 frauds that swore they weren't washed finally exposed

oh happy days

Stop colonizing my posts

When i see the way you act 🥺

The show is ok but the songs are great

only time i liked sen was when they shit on fnatic, other than that i've hated them

pruf:

RESTRAINING ORDER

FILED BY: ZIDMZ
AGAINST: ZARDINEZ

ZIDMZ FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ZARDINEZ BECAUSE "HE (ZIDMZ) IS THE SUPERIOR Z USER AND HE (ZIDMZ) DOESN'T WANT TO BE ANY WHERE NEAR HIM (ZARDINEZ)

APPROVED ✔

if kru, dsg, g2, dfm all went against each other round robin, what are the standings looking like?

1. G2 3-0
2. Kru 2-1
3. DFM 1-2
4. DSG 0-3

i filed a restraining order on him, he can't be within 300 ft

the inferior z user has nothing to do with me, why would he know my relationship status?

oh my god vlr isnt supposed to know!!!!

C D C A A A G A Bb A

if yay didnt shave his masculine beard he would be owning those frauds

I miss the old Yay, straight from the 'Go Yay

Chop up the soul Yay, set on his goals Yay

I hate the new Yay, the bad mood Yay

The always rude Yay, spaz in the news Yay

I miss the sweet Yay, chop up the beats Yay

I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Yay

See I invented Yay, it wasn't any Yays

And now I look and look around and there's so many Yays

I used to love Yay, I used to love Yay

I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Yay

What if Yay made a song about Yay

Called "I Miss The Old Yay," man that would be so Yay

That's all it was Yay, we still love Yay

And I love you like Yay loves Yay

yay dropping 70 per map and still losing

LOL

lakers in 6

i would make fun of sad naruto soundtrack but i've unironically listened to playlists just like that

korea fuuji 😲

i have tiktok music taste and im not afraid to say it

my playlist is like 80% shit i found from tiktok audios

and its all sped up/slowed down/ some remix

yea hes definitely mental. dogs clear

dfm wouldve gone 3-6 in emea

-steel
not like it helps them but 100t will pick him up

i have never heard this before wtf

also Full Disclosure is the best piece of music ever conceived. dont know how some 13 yr old kid made his fat super powered animated character sound sound like he was actually in his feels

post so old i became a guard fan in the mean time

blud is NOT cooking

BELIEVE.... WHEN I SAY

DAME DA NE
DAME YO

this is the stuff i mean
also i understand completely

that songs pretty popular tho but i can see someone getting bullied for listening to it

so uwu and kawaii x3

what embarrassing music do u listen to?

i be bumping the steven universe soundtrack religiously

engLand doing so many mental gymnastics to cope with a country 849 years younger than them surpassing them in everything KEKW

hltv looks like a virus hub compared to goatlr

vlr rating is based so heavily on kast its annoying

tldr was an entire thesis, but i read it anyway

my hypothesis is your reaction speed was too quick for your hand to actually hit the target. extra ping helped

tldr:
brain fast hand slow

now we klnow why c0m is on the team KEKW

official rep from riotvalorant here!

no

I’m literally asuna’s best friend, but i know to praise royalty.

Acting like you wouldn’t cream yourself if boaster commented

riot fucked yall over 😢