Tell me Mr. Gentler, what has any Shittypore player achieved in valorant?

I swear the ego on assific fans is insanely egregious for the amount of trophies they've won 🤣🤣🤣

Good on them for beating our 3rd seed, they looked insane

But a reminder than NRG lost to a WAY worse chinese team not once but TWICE

That's by far more embarrassing then this loss

Why do you act so surprised that asian teams are winning maps against emea? Do you seriously have that little faith in your own region?

Whatever, apac gonna gonna be apac and choke when it matters the most 😮‍💨

Bro thinks my name comes from yay

💔🐶💔

Vro crying in every thread now 😭😭😭

Wah wah give some more tears kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

What a embarrassing display from the so called "best" region in the world, especially as these are the second seed from that region 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly KRU would have done so much better than Shit2

PRXRoach my goat

No team with Ange1 can be considered a superteam

Facts, I legit made a thread a day ago as well disproving these delusional apac shiters with facts and logic and they all started crying and insulting me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://www.vlr.gg/347889/chronicle-f0rsaken-by-far

One thing that I will never understand after being in Vlr for awhile is

Why are Assific the biggest Na bootlicker?

Na (and emea) talk shit about apac all the time because it's banter but most of the time I see assific fans get genuinely triggered but only ever attack emea 🤔 and often times if not using a assific team flair, they rep a Na team flair.

So tell me, why do you assific fans love DICKRIDING Na so much and love licking their boots 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Ah so just a glory hunting plastic fan, thanks for clearing that up!

Claiming to be a FNC fan yet has Apeks flair and is called "ParadyAccount"

Yeah you're definitely a fake flagger or 12 or both

Flag + Flair

Pick your struggle lil bro 😭😭😭😭😭

These kids will never understand, last time I counted 3 was bigger than 0

Let's make this clear once and for all.

Chronicle is the GOAT flex player.

Why? Because Chronicle has proved he can be the best in the server in TWO different teams and become world champs. Forsaken however is a system player, meaning he relies on the weird playstyle of PooperRex to be activated (Because all PRX thrive in chaos, so Forsaken can just spam all his utilities or rely on his mechanics, doesn't mean he's effective with the agent}

TL;DR Chronicle is a world class player overall, Forsaken is a world-class player in the PAPER REX SYSTEM

#TheyHatedHimForSpeakingTheTruth #SmartestVlrUser #VLRGrind

NRG...

Nah Fnatic did not play well, their defense on both maps were terrible

Their attack looks really strong tho

Obrigado Caralho

W jinx

Bro has a doctorate in Professional Yappology

Why are you pausing when it's 12-11? Who do you think you are?

We had the fucking momentum and your dumbass killed it and now we're about to lose in OT.

Don't ever pause again lil bro, you're not him, the pauses have ZERO impact you fraud

Get used to it

Mark my words, we are beating Fnatic

Nats + Jammpi = already owned Fnatic last year

Enzo + Mistic = Revenge buff

Keiko = Diffs current Derke now tbh

Trust me, you aren't ready for the masterclass

When will Sen not be a mickey mouse org? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Still more relevant than your mickey mouse team 🤣🤣🤣

Stop shouting from group stage lil bro 😹😹😹

Yeah but with Ascend there was off season and the astra meta died

What excuse does Sen have? 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Give out more tears 😭😭😭😭

Wheres your playoff spot lil bro 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

So confirmed mickey mousers? 😭😭😭😭😭

Imagine not even qualifying for regional playoffs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 in your "prime" btw 😹😹😹😹😹😹

Could never be Liquid, even though we are in our worst period we still qualify 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sen are 100% mickey mousers confirmed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no yes

This makes FUT my second favourite team 😍

I'm calling it. we barely qualified for playoffs after a horrible regular split and pick it up later on (Smoking on that M8 pack)

And now we dominate and shit on everyone in the playoffs.

As it was written.

#LisanAlAyaz #EnzoAtreides #VlrGrind #TheyHatedHimForSpeakingTheTruth

Bro might just be Kira with the ultimate jinx play

Never count Liquid out, we will win against current Fnatic

Fr that's embarrassing as a Liquid fan

Atleast say that when we're down a map or something

Please call Cned and tell him to lock in and win 2-0

I will give you 30 big boys and gawk gawk 6000 🙏🙏

No way we copying Na chants and shouting "I believe that we will win!"

Stop embarrassing the region 🤦‍♂️

stfu femboy

Suygetsu is such a fucking ungrateful prick. Who is he waving too?

Without Fnatic last year, they would have been sitting home watching both Tokyo 2023 and Champs 2023. It's not like they even grouped Fnatic, they still made Playoffs.

I don't agree with Americass much but yeah this guy is a toxic rat

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country

Canana still has more knife crime deaths than the UK brodie 😭😭😭😭

Humble yourself dog and do more research

1) you are our dogs and you bark for us whenever we tell you to

2) UK literally has a better education ranking then Canana, so silence lil bro 🤫

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/education-rankings-by-country

All this knowledge and wisdom ain't for everybody to handle lil bro

As the smartest user here are my two deductions from looking back at the Vods

1) Who the fuck over 16 actually gives a fuck?

2) Nadeshot tries yapping WAYYYYY too much to be funniest in the watch party and just looks like he's begging it. Like Tarik is hit or miss sometimes with his jokes but usually when he misses, he moves on quick. But man, Nadeshot just keeps going and going trying to so hard to get one tiny gasp of a giggle

Y0y - Duelist
Redcar - Controller
Hav0c - Sentinel
Trashies - initiator
S0ulcas - Flex

Your teams best player is a caster now

Pipe down

Yeah Liquid is shit right now but we have qualified every year since the start of Valorant

Imagine not qualifying for 2 years straight 😭😭😭😭😭 what a fluke

Current TH would genuinely shit on Sen right now btw