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International flag has 0 aura bro. Take that shit off

You're proving my point

At least you put some fucking effort into your shitpost. You need to do better at your job. Clearly he was in a rut for awhile now.

Hey, what a coincidence! Also where the fuck is your US flag?

I work at the US Postal Service as a contractor. Your turn

Edit: People who copy pasta my post are confirmed unemployed. Also y'all are fucking boring. Can't have off topic threads and discussions anymore without people being cringe

1. G2
2. NRG
3. SEN
4. 100T
5. EG
6. C9

I bet he's 6'5

flair

Really good comms

not shot we're disrespecting sean "seangares" gares

It's about experience, not age here. Zekken has been in Tier 1 way longer

This match was literally the best case scenario for me. SEN won, but yay looked great individually

Cause I told them too

"This is bullshit" Best line in the game

Rip and tear

You really want another import?

Fr Pixar's 2nd best movie, only behind Toy Story 3

"2020 first strike, 2023 Red Bull home ground ,VCT 2024 stage 1 champion."

This guy be bringing up Asuna's mickey mouse wins 💥😭💥😭

I think johnqt is igl

HOLY SHIT WHAT A REVELATION!

I assumed it was bad for awhile, but there was a recent clip with Sacy and Less speaking English to each other and he sounded pretty good.

He should've committed to Athens. Would've gone hard

I understand why he changed it but he could've gone with Levi or Viath if he wanted to pick apart the word Leviathan. Athan is also quite close to Ethan.

-aura for going from Leviathan to fucking Athan 😭

Ah hell nah. Skuba should be in Tier 1 by now

Bisharp/Kingambit and Golisopod (GameFreak, give him a better ability please)

Expecting a mini rework tbh

Better be Kr1stal or ceNder

Can't wait for him to be absolutely mediocre for this next season as well! Off-season merchant.

Pancada is on controller. Tuyz is supposedly transitioning to a sentinel role.

Every time I see the world 'unc' my mind immediately goes to 'University of North Carolina'

Make it 5 moms of players vs aspas or zekken

Have the parents of pros that actually play Valorant get on stage and play against each other. Am I cooking, or is this cringe?

Isn't anquists' buyout rumored to be absurd?

Yeah he mogged everyone at the event lol

There were rumors, but he's signed until 2026 now

https://x.com/zekkenVAL/status/1845638784672751787 🥶🥶

Can he say cunt?

"E-Sports"

You're obsessed bro: https://gyazo.com/17a4a63a01e3860acb4bf32891c9e4ea
https://gyazo.com/6b4a20b2acc2772bb70328753edd3818

Boostio (though he's an IGL), c0m, and Zellsis all got heavily criticized this year for their fragging abilities.

I love how completely different our lists are. I'm assuming #5 is supposed to be Infinite Wealth?

This is just my opinion:

1. Silent Hill 2 Remake
2. Astro Bot
3. Animal Well
4. Helldivers 2 (It fell off with me overtime, but I won't deny how fucking fun it was for quite awhile)
5. Another Crab's Treasure

Honorable Mentions: Black Myth: Wukong and Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree (was kinda underwhelmed by the DLC, ngl)

Note: I have not started Metaphor: ReFantazio yet. It's my next game. I also expect Dragon Age: The Veilguard to make the list.

dapr - Makes sense, he was easily their worst player. Washed af
mitch - Honestly surprised he didn't get picked up as an IGL. Even flyuh got picked up
reduxx - Not old enough. For sure plays when he turns 18
Skuba - Really fucking dumb that he isn't getting picked up

He must be flubbing in trials cause no way does he have to play in T2 AGAIN

It's not looking good for blud: https://x.com/skubacs/status/1843684865541378217

This guy would be a pr nightmare. It happened over 3 years ago, but that's not something you can just brush under the rug. EG are already hated as an organization, now imagine adding this guy to the roster. Would feel bad for the other players.

Ah hell nah that's fucked up

because of what he did....

Uh what did he do?