all of g2

0 first bloods? 1 first encounter? and people say the baiting allegations were over..

LOOOOOL

real talk tho

mibr vs any team that isn't bottom 2 their region? who wins.

asuna kess zander

its definitely way too much of a hassle to be useful since it already has almost no practical use cases in real games

yes i agree

yeah i know he also mvp'd masters madrid, i just tried my best to make sentinels sound worse then they were to prove my point

yeah only one of them didn't fall off and stop winning trophies.

aspas got a team with the most recent champs winner (c0m), best igl in LATAM (kingg) and two other really good players yet he shit the bed

meanwhile sacy was playing with a rookie igl, tenz who just switched to omen after not performing for 2 years, a vibe merchant, and an 18 year old yet they won kickoff and won a masters

sacy >>>> aspas

downvoted for the truth

asianbunnyx isnt live

Masters Stockholm would go hard

i like this thread

its funny how aspas has the worst agent pool in the game

repost

he be sleeping both on stage and in game

go out with friends

a start would be hitting his shots

best player itw retired at 22 kekw

i heckin love king

respect

my specialty

caring about being fake flair on vlr.gg in 2025 is not gonna get you friends at school

also who are we talking about? these stats dont match up to aspas

i cant even name 3 players on giantx btw

but thanks for falling for the bait

well we're talking individual performance right? so i'm responding with individual performance you bum

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2097/valorant-champions-2024

he got 11th at champs

and i get my worth out of it when meat riders like you come crying about it

farming americas? his highest placement in an international was 8th lol

bro aint a legend have you seen his twitter profile? i can compare his profile to a 12 year old emo and they'll have a complete match my brother talking about being the final boss hell naw

yeah bro aspas' achievements were insane in 2023, 2024, and 2025 i agree. not a single player who did it better, right?

been saying this for 2 years homie, catch up

i've been spreading the gospel about aspas' downfall since late 2023 and people are finally realizing the truth 🙏🙏 let's stand together towards the mega baiter asspiss who only has a single 3 year old trophy to his name.

also, fun fact..

4 example players with the same trophy as aspas:
starxo
zeek
kiles
bonecold

my brother aspas is getting used like a broken mop by kru and leviatan

CLOUD9 FINALLY GETTING ANOTHER CHANCE TO REDEEM THEMSELVES. CAN THEY FINALLY PROVE THEY ARE NOT THE REGULAR SEASON ONE-TRICKS THAT EVERYONE BELIEVES THEY ARE? AS FOR EVIL GENIUSES, WILL YAY CONTINUE PREVAILING BACK UP TO HIS PRIME FROM TWENTY-TWENTY-TWO, OR WILL HE FALL FROM GRACE ONCE MORE AGAINST THE NEW GENERATION?

MIBR VS LEVIATAN IS A MATCH TO BEHOLD. WE HAVE THE LIKES OF ASPAS, THE WIDELY CONSIDERED BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME. AAAND ON THE SIDE OF LEVIATAN, WE HAVE SATO. A NEWCOMER TO TIER 1, NEWLY TURNED 18. HIS SHOW OFF AGAINST LOUD WAS ABSOLUTELY MAGICAL GIVING US A GLIMPSE INTO HIS TALENTS. 30 KILLS ON THE YORU, CAN HE DO IT AGAIN? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A GAME.

i always get a giggle shitting on asspiss and getting mega downvoted even when my statement is 100% true 😂😂

yeah sorry i forgot. you're not very memorable when you lose out and don't get over 7 rounds on a single map

mibr is good? man, for having who everyone calls the best player oat on their team they sure haven't made it to a lot of internationals huh

im dumb

what is the unanimous answer for the best ragebait this website has ever seen?

this is amazing

i think you could add heretics to this list while calling ewc a mickey mouse

furia vs apeks

this feels like more ragebait than my own post

i know im impatient

all the bums are asleep rn

https://www.vlr.gg/509804/mibr-vs-kr-esports-vct-2025-americas-stage-2-w1

name a realistic scenario where aspas makes it out of the trenches

this wasnt ragebait btw

name a realistic scenario where aspas makes it out of the trenches

i couldnt name 3 giantx players even if i tried

i will have it known that i memorized the unique url for this video so i will not be clicking on this

i find it hard for any org to invest in a player who only has a single, 3 year old, trophy to his name while also being able to afford a decent team around him since all his fanboys glazing him make him overpriced. i honestly cannot say we will ever see him at the top 3 in americas ever again i fear his fall off began after fnatic ruined his career at lock in 2023