Been less than 30 mins and he's LFT kinda messed up

"Ah I haven't done something rocking today let me just imagine a scrim and post it on VLR.GG"

They're against 100T, could say the best NA team as of now besides LOUD and NRG. If they can't get through 100T there's no being dark horse

Washed

Schlong a suggestion, link the team page in your article so people can go to the team page and have a look at players personally

Soon he will have a conversation with his alt to try to convince everyone that they're different people

I agree, if he changes it to AslanPrimeVandalShadow or AslanRGXVandalShadow

He would be #1 in valo player rankings

HANAFUJI the copypasta and chatgpt goat is back?

At the end of the day if viewership increases that's good, stream chats can be disabled and other form of toxicity will find a counter

3v needs to sign breakthrough

EMEA 8-Giants,KC,TH,TL,Navi,VIT,FUT,FNC.
Americas 6-100T,LEV,LOUD,NRG,FURIA,MIBR
APAC 2-DRX,PRX
CHINA 0 FOR SURE.

Yeah eventually your eyes become so good they replace the brain and body

Lotus and Ascent

Imma be honest

RRQ female division owns RRQ male division any day

Leo Furia

Furia Leo

Fnatic Leo ❎
Furia Leo ✅

When are people gonna realize?
posted in General Discussion

Buddy, you guys need to understand you aren't yay or aspas.
Stop instalocking jett, buying sheriffs on pistols and wasting the economy on awps while finding zero value, go play dms my guy.
posted 16 minutes ago

相棒、君たちは君たちがイェーイでもアスパスでもないことを理解する必要がある。
ジェットをインストールしたり、ピストルで保安官を購入したり、ゼロの価値を見つけながらawpsで経済を浪費したりするのはやめて、私の男にdmsをプレイしてください。

Funny thing is C9 is running straight home after losing

I finished reading those and I kinda wanted something from VLR officially tbh

I hope you make it exciting considering every team must be introduced well through the articles

Are you guys going to write introductory articles for all the 32 teams this time before LOCK//IN?

The battle pass vandal this season looks way better than whatever this is

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"See you in Americas League" said SEN as they board their flight at the nearest airport in Sao Paulo as Cloud9 replied "Hopefully both of us will get a chance to play more than 2 maps".

T0nZ about to get humbled by GOAT kappa

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dont care if you aint reading it, this doesnt go to vlr fellas this bout to be my angriest post and is pointed at rito indie company and their 2 years of shit tourney formats.

if they dont change the format 16 teams who´ve been grinding 6 months and hyping shit up for their fans will go home after 1 match meaning it was all for nothing because any fluke, bad day or a ill player, means rrq can beat nrg or liquid and bomb them out of the tourney, and a mother fucking riot worker said "hey thanks for the opinions but I THINK we took the right decision" ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? bro nothing against your brain but how fucked up you have to be to tell thousand or even millions of spectators to stfu because you dont give a fuck if they know more bout e-sports than you because your work is to make games not tourneys, and it seems because you couldnt make a good format in years its like you dont give a fuck every tourney you guys have made has a different format, that doesnt makes sense for the amount of teams if you have 12 teams you do 2 GROUPS OF 4 AND MAKE 4 QUALIFY TO PLAYOFFS INSTANTLY????????????? if you have 16 YOU MAKE ALL OF THEM PLAY GROUPS LIKE WTF???????? YOU HAVE 16 NOW AND NOW YOU MAKE ALL THE TEAMS PLAY GROUPS???? NOW????? ON THE FINAL TOURNEY????? EVEN THOUGH THERE WILL NOW BE 4 TEAMS WHO ARE ATLEAST 2000 VCT POINTS AHEAD OF THE REST WHAT WAS THE POINT OF VCT CIRCUIT POINTS THEN?????? LIKE WTF???????????, and i wouldnt give a fuck if there were more top tier tourneys beside of riot ones, but you still monopolize your games tourneys making any non official tourney pathetic and almost unwatchable because you almost want 99% of their budget to be yours and the rest its fine to run the tourney? also you wouldnt give a single fuck about valorant having e-sports if this shit didnt made money and sponsors, and maybe we´ll get an actual tourney where we dont complain about the format if you letted actual E-sports tourney runners such as blast esl or dreamhack make their own tourneys BUT OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO BECAUSE THAT MEANS LESS MONEY FOR MY FAT ASS, BRO 3 YEARS BEGGING FOR A SWISS FORMAT AND YOU ARENT ALLOWING ANY OFFICIAL/NON-OFFICIAL TOURNEY TO DO ONE OMFG AND NOW YOU MAKE A LEAGUE TO ONLY LET HALF YOUR TEAMS PLAY 1 MATCH AND TO THEN THE FLUKIEST WINNER OF THE FLUKIEST OF ALL YOUR TOURNEYS WILL GET 5 MONTHS OF DEATHBED AND SAVING STRATS FOR MASTERS TOKYO BECAUSE THEY¨LL ONLY FACE 9 TEAMS AND WILL HAVE TO PREPARE ALMOST NOTHING AND DONT CARE ABOUT THE ACTUAL LEAGUE THEY ARE GOING TO PLAY BECAUSE THEY GUARANTEED ON TOKYO AND WILL FARM FREE POINTS BECAUSE THERES ONLY 10 TEAMS OMFG YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE THE BIGGEST KICK OFF OF ALL E-SPORTS STORY AND THREE OF THE MOST INTERESTING LEAGUES AT THE SAME TIME AND WASTE THE CHANCE WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT DECISIONS THIS MAKES OCELOTE LOOK LIKE ELON MUSK AT YOUR SIDE GODFUCKMYa8ubn3q8e0finmw0u4at8 tt80v,tw4uca )(VN(W/&E()NUW/ WE(; JMS F G(E LFM(U DSx8 :S)i fnn3q.
posted 12 minutes ago

if they dont change the format 16 teams who´ve been grinding 6 months and hyping shit up for their fans will go home after 1 match meaning it was all for nothing because any fluke, bad day or a ill player, means rrq can beat nrg or liquid and bomb them out of the tourney, and a mother fucking riot worker said "hey thanks for the opinions but I THINK we took the right decision" ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? bro nothing against your brain but how fucked up you have to be to tell thousand or even millions of spectators to stfu because you dont give a fuck if they know more bout e-sports than you because your work is to make games not tourneys, and it seems because you couldnt make a good format in years its like you dont give a fuck every tourney you guys have made has a different format, that doesnt makes sense for the amount of teams if you have 12 teams you do 2 GROUPS OF 4 AND MAKE 4 QUALIFY TO PLAYOFFS INSTANTLY????????????? if you have 16 YOU MAKE ALL OF THEM PLAY GROUPS LIKE WTF???????? YOU HAVE 16 NOW AND NOW YOU MAKE ALL THE TEAMS PLAY GROUPS???? NOW????? ON THE FINAL TOURNEY????? EVEN THOUGH THERE WILL NOW BE 4 TEAMS WHO ARE ATLEAST 2000 VCT POINTS AHEAD OF THE REST WHAT WAS THE POINT OF VCT CIRCUIT POINTS THEN?????? LIKE WTF???????????, and i wouldnt give a fuck if there were more top tier tourneys beside of riot ones, but you still monopolize your games tourneys making any non official tourney pathetic and almost unwatchable because you almost want 99% of their budget to be yours and the rest its fine to run the tourney? also you wouldnt give a single fuck about valorant having e-sports if this shit didnt made money and sponsors, and maybe we´ll get an actual tourney where we dont complain about the format if you letted actual E-sports tourney runners such as blast esl or dreamhack make their own tourneys BUT OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO BECAUSE THAT MEANS LESS MONEY FOR MY FAT ASS, BRO 3 YEARS BEGGING FOR A SWISS FORMAT AND YOU ARENT ALLOWING ANY OFFICIAL/NON-OFFICIAL TOURNEY TO DO ONE OMFG AND NOW YOU MAKE A LEAGUE TO ONLY LET HALF YOUR TEAMS PLAY 1 MATCH AND TO THEN THE FLUKIEST WINNER OF THE FLUKIEST OF ALL YOUR TOURNEYS WILL GET 5 MONTHS OF DEATHBED AND SAVING STRATS FOR MASTERS TOKYO BECAUSE THEY¨LL ONLY FACE 9 TEAMS AND WILL HAVE TO PREPARE ALMOST NOTHING AND DONT CARE ABOUT THE ACTUAL LEAGUE THEY ARE GOING TO PLAY BECAUSE THEY GUARANTEED ON TOKYO AND WILL FARM FREE POINTS BECAUSE THERES ONLY 10 TEAMS OMFG YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE THE BIGGEST KICK OFF OF ALL E-SPORTS STORY AND THREE OF THE MOST INTERESTING LEAGUES AT THE SAME TIME AND WASTE THE CHANCE WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT DECISIONS THIS MAKES OCELOTE LOOK LIKE ELON MUSK AT YOUR SIDE GODFUCKMYa8ubn3q8e0finmw0u4at8 tt80v,tw4uca )(VN(W/&E()NUW/ WE(; JMS F G(E LFM(U DSx8 :S)i fnn3q.
posted 11 minutes ago

was expecting it but not by you considering you write larger replies
posted 9 minutes ago

Don't tell him that

This post was wayyyy ahead of its time

TBH I picked LOUD in my pickem as well but I kinda feel like Gen.G can make it close and if they have a good day can win which is why its unsure.

That's a take everyone has now so its not even hot take anymore

My hot take would be Gen.G beating LOUD

Classic rat

Takes other's credit and rats them out when they're in a bad spot

Winners
DRX win
GE win
PRX win
ZETA win

50-50
TLN unsure
T1 unsure
Gen.G unsure

Losers
TS lose
RRQ lose
DFM lose

Nah playing 5 doesn't have bazzi sadly because bazzi was brought in as a reserve to fill in for LF if LF goes for personal reasons as he was stating last year.

nAts owns suygetsu

I agree but look at NRG's team synergy. Four of those players have brother like relationship now, FNS s0m Victor and Crashies. The trust they have is something that teams put a long time to build. Not to mention FNS's IGLing and team experience in general being core of ex-OpTic and ardiis as star fragger.

KazeraSG owns you

My goat is actually too good, noone can rival his util usage, and his aim mechanics is just immaculate. He is like 10x better than the 2nd best raze and sova player not even trolling. Goat forever.

For NRG its too easy, the only difficult match is vs LOUD

Feels bad for Team Secret and KRU

Yeah its like random clips put together. We can't form anything for specific leagues and at the end it simply becomes "just watch your own league for more on the team since you won't see enough in Sao Paulo"

SEN won't get past 100T even if they pull a miracle out of their azz and beat FNC

They simply cannot defeat DRX as of now.

DRX is both a strat heavy and aim heavy team with a lot of experience under their belt.

Honestly in such a tourney fans would be happy with even 2 matches of their team, even if they lose both. We get to see something in that case, just one match makes things bad for me.

Why not in other 1-2 maps? Why only in 1 map

For players its honestly worse and given how the community will respond after a certain team's loss. Besides that I get that every match being streamed is way too much but I'm sure there was atleast some way where 16 teams don't go after 1 game.

But apart from that, considering its an intro tourney makes this format sensible in terms of exposure but not the best option ofc, no fan wants their team out after 1 game.

He says fans > pros and that's something that's true but this format is literally the worst when its supposed to be the most hyped event yet in Valo, they need to do something so its not single elims

https://twitter.com/lhfaria/status/1615394879336755200

And came up with the worst of them all really. 1 match of BO3 and then a team is out will really just leave an awful taste in viewers/fans post loss. There's no room for growth or making a historic run by getting another chance.

Even swiss system tourney would be better than this

He also says fans > pros lmao
https://twitter.com/lhfaria/status/1615424736791760897

6 Million years of evolution and this is the English we have to read in 2023

If China wins they'll get their own league

Miracle happens once or never

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