I’m watching on the toilet bc I gotta multitask to justify the time spent watching this game

Someone bookmark this for rock bottom FNC

Idk boss, he’s not dead yet but KRU look buried

Johnqt clears them all

Dantedouche
Keznitdouche

Other uncle

Golden road for sure
Nobody entries but it’s fine as long as cloudey shoots dart and inspire brings Starbucks

Needs to show up if Sen make playoffs bc NRG/LEV won’t be this easy

Dante’s uncle owns KRU, he is here to stay

crack? Nah
At best, it’s extra scoop of ice cream level

Yeah 100t can gift Sen playoffs if they beat loud

It’s hard to trust LOUD, they got 2-0’d by SEN

100T are gonna read this post, and decide to throw against LOUD just to cockblock SEN. I would become a 100T flair for that level of petty.

It’s all of them, but engh and boaster are at the top of the list. You’re just blinded by your rose colored glasses.

Except alfajer, he is the goat and can do no wrong. Hopefully he can find a good team next season.

Boaster or Engh alt account?

25% if it was just based on random chance I think, but probably higher since 100T xenophobia and Dasnerth hatewatch modifiers are active rn

It was a lose lose for me anyway, I think both G2 and 100T are gross. But congratulations, the dream continues for another week or two

This comment from you had more impact on me, than leaf did on the lotus map outcome

Idk I saw how they played Haven today. Can’t call that the best IGL itw but sure man it’s just a game and we are just watchers

100T beating LOUD in groups and then choking in playoffs would be the first step in the story of SEN making/winning champs

The thought nauseates me, but yeah decently high chance of happening

was*
He couldn’t outcall starxo or nats now

Lol I’m sure someone else also believes that and will give him another chance (definitely not VIT). But I’m also sure that he will never win anything ever again. The 2025 finals (Toronto, Paris, even EWC) were his last chances. Kind of like how a terminal patient has a sudden burst of energy before they croak.

2/8, he got some engagement out of it

It’s obvious, boaster cannot adapt to the game anymore and he can’t shoot either. He can be a coach, analyst, or a streamer, but his time as a player is coming to an end. He had his time and has had a good career, but now it’s just dragging alfajer down for no reason

I don’t hate him (he’s nice, plays for the team, etc) but he will not help SEN win anything bc he can’t shoot back. They won’t even make top 4 in Americas due to the lack of consistent firepower

Needed to rage bait him a little in the dm

And LOUD is guaranteed first seed if they win, so they want to beat 100T no matter what…

Insomnia and weird work hours led me to APAC

jonahp is a G2 spy sent to torment rob moore

Even if they end up #2 in the group, they end up on the NRG side of the bracket and get sent down to lowers by Brawk and Mada Odin. And then G2 will conspire to gatekeep as usual

They had the Los Angeles summer flu bro give them a break. They’re figuring out their identity. The meta changes affected them real bad. Etc

SEN will lose to fuckin KRU now lmao

Ok get to the gym and get yourself GLP1 and whatever the hell looksmaxxer idiots use. Then in a couple months, send him that after your transformation so he can’t say that to you

kk was all over the place against TEC

happywei

Idk if asuna should be on this list

Doesn’t the same apply to NRG people post Champs 2025

yes

Someone send this to babybay

No more finals for PRX until forsaken retires

Parts 2 and 3 of scenario required: 100T have to win against LOUD (probably 2-0), and SEN have to beat KRU. Then I think SEN advances over G2/LOUD

He’s the vibes based entry duelist for G2 next year. Jawgemo gone. HOTDOG.

100T probably just didn’t know how to microwave the food since they can’t read

Get rid of all of them, send the org back to EMEA

Chatgpt can you summarize into one sentence pls

G2 had the flu, 100T got diarrhea

Still think it’s LEV, but yeah G2 and 100T will be no trouble for NRG

Still going to champs smh

Might have a Taco Bell apron on top but yeah

Valyn shooting at his ghosts or just gave up